This document provides examples of funny and witty Facebook statuses that people can post. It encourages readers to upload funny statuses to impress their friends and help relieve stress. The statuses cover topics like taking selfies, stalking people on Facebook, choosing usernames, bad habits, internet exploring, and funny reactions people may have. The goal is to provide statuses that will make friends laugh and get many likes on Facebook.

1. FUNNY FACEBOOK STATUSES

2.  It is important to understand humor is something that is
usually liked by everyone, and it makes one laugh out loud
so upload the status that is funny as to impress your peers.
 Do not wait because it the best time to amaze your friends
with these funny Facebook statuses and let them stress-free
while enjoying your status.

3. WITTY STATUS UPDATES
 I just don't know how to react when someone sends me a
selfie. I mean, should I say "Wow! You really got yourself
at the perfect angle in that restroom!"
 That moment when the random person you just met asks
for your full name, and you know it's because they want to
stalk you on Facebook.
 The hardest things our kids will do in 20-30 years is
finding a username which isn't already taken.
 I'm a good girl. With a lot of bad habits.
 Aren't we ALL internet explorers?
 I've been known to flash people (with my camera).

4.  Enjoy the day and make hilarious and Funny facebook
posts, funny facebook status updates that everyone will
like and as well get a lot of likes.
 This collection of funny facebook status lines are so funny
that your friends will cry while laughing at your facebook
wall posts.

5.  My face when my computer says “are you sure you want
to continue unprotected”
 I don’t know which is easier, asking a dumb question or
correcting a dumb question.
 To know a girl’s faults, praise her nonstop to her
girlfriends then open your ears and hear their epic replies.
 Who introduced that “nothing” is impossible, I’ve been
doing nothing all my life.

6.  The world will not end in 2017 because my body cream
expires in 2018.
 I keep wondering when dogs assumes it’s for them when
someone rings the door.
 Finally, I decided to burn loads of calories, so I got a fat
kid and set him on fire. That’s all.
 When I speak my mind, I don’t mind what I speak.

7. THANK YOU…