This document describes different types of people found on Facebook: - The Entrepreneur uses Facebook primarily to promote and book their photography business. - Older relatives may overshare positive comments on everything posted to feel connected to their family's lives on Facebook. - Attention seekers will put themselves down to fish for compliments from others and boost their own confidence. - Game addicts constantly send game requests and clog the newsfeed with game updates. - Velcro lovers are drama-filled couples you barely know but keep added for entertainment. - Drop outs post things that are incomprehensible. - Grammar Nazis provide entertainment for those who can spell but torment

1. Facebook
And its many varieties of people

2. The Entrepreneur
The only social media
site I use is facebook.
Facebook pertains to
a lot of different
people. For me, just
use it to share my art
and photography and
set up dates to take
people’s family
portraits or senior
pictures.
After posting the senior pictures I
took for my best friend, I got
requests to do pictures for other
people in my friend’s class.

3. The older relative
You will not always have a cool
facebook status. But when you
do, an older relative will ruin it
with a lame comment. But you
have to understand, facebook
is probably their only way to
feel a part of your life and will
always have an “I love you” or
“You’re so funny” comment for
everything you post.
Your grandmother will be your
first friend, and the only one
who will call you to see if you
saw her comment under the
photo you just posted.

4. The attention seeker
There will always be
that one person who
knows they have
above average
looks, but will
purposefully put
themselves down
just so they can get
others to tell them
how great they are.
It is better to just
ignore these people.
Let others fall for
their ploy and add to
their overconfidence.

5. The game addict
These are the people that
play the lame Facebook
games all day, everyday.
You have multiple game
requests from them every
time you log on.
It is ok to block these
people from your newsfeed.
You don’t want your entire
newsfeed clogged with an
update of everything that
they have accomplished in
farmville.

6. The Velcro lovers
These are two people that
you barely know, you just
keep them in your friends
list because their
relationship drama humors
you.

7. The Drop outs
You basically just
ignore them. You
can’t understand
what they are
saying anyway.

8. The Grammar Nazi
The Grammar Nazi’s
have a sense of
humor, but it is more
obscure. If you can
spell, then they are
just a source of
entertainment for
you. If you spell like a
second grader, they
will make your life a
living hell.