So as a last farewell to our power point presentational humor...in this slideshow Palpatine & Anakin attempt to run an ad campaign for an odd substance *goodness knows what* that supposedly helps increase force production. As one can possibly imagine, it doesn't go too well. Enjoy.

1. I’m here to talk to
you about midi-
chlorianitis. If you
have frequent
problems with the
Force then Forciva
is for you! Let’s
hear from some of
our troubled suck– I
mean, some of our
eclectic clientele.

2. I knew there was a
problem when I
couldn’t find a
missing
planet…and a
youngling could…

3. Now I know
Jupiter is a dwarf
planet… and
Tatooine has a
really bad
chosen-one scam
going on.

4. And although I used
to spark, now
thanks to Forciva
I’m the life of the
party and my force
is going strong!

5. Thanks Forciva!

6. Still sparking

7. Haters gonna hate!

8. Haters gonna
hate.

9. I used to be a sap
sucking bald sucker. Still
am at heart. What of it?!
Thanks Forciva… for
nothing.

10. Mace, supposed to
say what the product
has done for you, you
are.

11. What’s the product done
for me? The product’s
done squat for me. You
can’t improve what’s
perfect, Periwrinkle.

12. I used to look like this…

13. Now thanks to Forciva I look like this!

14. That’s supposed to be an
improvement?

15. You wanna lose more than a hand, keep talking.

17. That’s the POWER of
Forciva!

18. POWEEEEEEEERRRRR!!!

22. Buy our product…-

23. - And we’ll burn
your planet to the
ground!

24. Wait…don’t you
mean ‘or’?

26. Errrrr…
*trolling me*

27. Buy our product OR
we’ll burn your
planet to the
ground.

28. Well which is it
‘and’ or ‘or’? That
seems like a pretty
crucial conjunction.
And wait wait
wait…how in the
horsehead-nebula
do you ‘burn a
planet to the
ground’? A city
perhaps…a
civilization, but you
can’t burn no
‘planet’ to the
ground. Mullet boy
has more hair than
brains.

29. Haha. He’s got a
point there. And
there…you know
about the mullet
thing. Because
well…let’s be
frank…

32. You stole my
childhood love,
you rejected my
mastery and now
you trolled my
commercial
because I turned
you into a blue
freak?

34. Isn’t that right?

37. Huh, Master?

39. *Sniff*…*sniff*

40. Are you through?!

42. Not yet...I got one
more.