The document describes different stereotypical plans or styles of play for various national soccer teams. The English plan involves varying the striker's position based on wind conditions. The German plan emphasizes speed and efficiency. The Italian plan focuses on defense, limited creativity in midfield, and passing to the striker and hoping for a penalty. The Swiss plan jokes that they can lose on their own without any help. The French plan pokes fun that they consider every possibility except the goal. The Turkish plan notes that the red dot is the referee, not the ball. And the Indian plan jokes that they stay home and watch others on TV.

1. The English Plan Depending on the wind, the striker’s position may vary…

2. The German Plan Radical, efficient, unstoppable… (ball’s speed may reach 297 km/h)

3. The Italian Plan Iron defense, small ideas in midfield, passes to striker..and…Penalty

4. The Brasilian Plan … no comments!

5. The Swiss Plan They manage to lose the game by themselves, no help needed.

6. The French Plan In their plan, they try all possible hypotesis. Shit! They forgot the goal

7. The Turkish Plan Note: the red dot is not the ball, it’s the referee.

8. The INDIAN Plan Stay at home and watch the others on TV!…...