The document outlines different stereotypical plans or styles of play for various national soccer teams. The English emphasize flexibility based on conditions, while the Germans focus on efficiency and power. The Italians prioritize defense and passing to strikers, while the Brazilians are in a class of their own. The Swiss, French, Turks, Saudis, Egyptians and Indians are each characterized by a comedic tendency or weakness.

1. The English Plan Depending on the wind, the striker’s position may vary…

2. The German Plan Radical, efficient, unstoppable… (ball’s speed may reach 297 km/h)

3. The Italian Plan Iron defense, small ideas in midfield, passes to striker..and…Penalty

4. The Brasilian Plan … no comments!

5. The Swiss Plan They manage to lose the game by themselves, no help needed.

6. The French Plan In their plan, they try all possible hypotesis. Shit! They forgot the goal

7. The Turkish Plan Note: the red dot is not the ball, it’s the referee.

8. The Saudi Plan WALLAHI… NO COMMENTS AT ALL!

9. The Egyptian Plan No Plan…but we are trying hard!!!

10. The INDIAN Plan Stay at home and watch the others on TV!…...