The narrator describes their experience as a teacher for 1 year where they didn't have homework. They fell down the stairs and appeared in another dimension, with something cutting their hair and telling secrets. Ghosts were by their side and after falling asleep, the narrator saw a monster under the bed but it was just their imagination. When getting a glass of water, they saw their dog wearing makeup which was shocking. Their ghosts still follow and smile at them. The dog continues wearing makeup and the narrator received a package from N.E.R.D., getting a robot named Sparkle that they dress up daily.