This chapter provides background on the author's upbringing in Milwaukee and describes how he came to work for the US government in Washington DC in 1916 despite having little formal education. It then details how he was rushed to Europe just 17 days after the US entered WWI, being tossed into international politics without much relevant experience or knowledge of foreign countries. After 2 years he returned home hoping to stay, but found that the war had profoundly changed both his country and himself, making a diplomatic career unlikely to have been planned but something he found himself drawn into nonetheless.