Justin Bieber suffers from a disease that only affects celebrity men under 21, causing them to feel itchy when wearing shirts. While he wants to be a normal guy, his shirtlessness allows him to avoid paparazzi detection and expresses his freedom in America to dress as a fool with money. The document explores purported "hard core facts" about the real reason for Justin Bieber's frequent shirtlessness through a comedic and somewhat mocking tone.