Bats play an important ecological role by eating large amounts of insects, but also unintentionally spread diseases. While bats have evolved to limit damage from infections, they can harbor many dangerous viruses like Ebola, SARS, and rabies. Their social mating behaviors and ability to fly enable viruses to easily disperse and cross species barriers, making bats ideal hosts for viruses to spread globally. The document warns that bats' colony behaviors and promiscuity allow them to act as virus mixing vessels that can spread disease worldwide.

1. Bats are
adorable,
disgusting
jerks
By Hannah Darcy
21 March 2020

2. There are two kinds of bats

4. Bats are
disgusting, but
important
One colony in Austin, TX eats 10
tons of insects in a single night
Very important pollinators

5. Bats don’t get sick Coevolution with viruses
Bat evolution:
● Less inflammation during an
infection = less damage
● Flight is metabolically expensive
- body temp exceeds 100*F
● Excrete viruses in their urine
+1 for viruses:
● Bats can get reinfected
● Flying + urination = dispersal

6. Bats piss excellence - I mean, viruses
Coronaviruses
● SARS, MERS, COVID-19
Lyssaviruses
● Rabies
Hantaviruses
Henipaviruses
● Nipah virus (inspiration for
the virus in the movie
Contagion)
Filoviruses
● Ebola

7. Bats also mate with anything that moves
Basically, 2 phases each spring: active and passive phase
Active phase: everyone mates with everything
Passive phase: females go into hibernation. Males continue mating with
everything, including sleepy females (35% of copulations in this phase are
homosexual)
Little brown bats (Myotis lucifugus) are known to respond to mating calls of
other species

8. This is all great news for the viruses
High-density colonies
Tons of contact among individuals AND among species
Each bat virus will infect 4.51 bat species, compared to 2.76 for rodents
= GIANT VIRUS CESSPOOL in a mammal that can FLY
ANYWHERE and will MATE WITH ANYTHING

9. Don’t eat bats
The End