Something changed in job ads over the last few years: everyone wants the DevOps Unicorn. What is that and why did this happen? You probably have a good amount of what is in that description, but is there an easy way to fill in the rest of the 100%? It turns out that it is possible to fake your way to being a DevOps Unicorn. All that you need is a way to know which metrics are the most important. And to know that you need a framework that applies everywhere. No really, it's easier than you think. There is some work needed on your part, but just a few minutes is enough to get started. In this 20 minute session, we will cover what changed in the market, what the framework looks like, and how to apply it to all of the containerized applications you need to monitor.