The document provides 14 tips for web app survival and 6 tips for easy acquisition. The tips include not building your own billing system, engaging with communities early, planning for A/B testing, making administration simple, using GitHub for code hosting, focusing on usability during wireframing, monitoring key metrics, using your app daily, and being passionate about your product. It also advises creating separate analytics accounts, starting domain transfers early, budgeting for legal and accounting fees, doing tax planning, and devoting full time to an acquisition for 4 months.