LIVING THE DREAM Duck calls—though the source of his livelihood—are not what makes Phil Robertson the man he is today. When asked what matters in his life, he’s quick to say, “Faith, family, ducks—in that order.”

1. HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY LIFE,,,
RULES TO LIVE A
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2. RULE no. ONE
Simplify Your Life

3. THROW AWAY
YOUR CELL PHONESAND
COMPUTERS,YUPPIES

4. RULE no. TWO
Don’t Let Your Grandkids
Grow Up to Be Nerds

5. ENJOY THE GREAT
OUTDOORS

6. RULE no. THREE
Learn to Cook

7. ITS BETTER THAN SLOP

8. RULE no. FOUR
Don’t Try To
Figure Out Women

9. THEY’RE STRANGE CREATURES

10. RULE no. FIVE
Always Wear Shoes

11. YOUR FEET WILL
FEEL BETTER

12. RULE no. SIX
Put The Bottle Down

13. YOU’LL THANK ME IN THE MORNING

14. RULE no. SEVEN
Buy A House Near Water

15. IT’S A LOT MORE FUN

16. RULE no. EIGHT
Never Sell Yourself Short

17. YOU NEVER KNOW,
YOU MIGHT BECOME A
MILLIONAIRE

18. RULE no. NINE
It’s Cheaper To
Hire Your Relatives

19. UNLESS YOU DON’T LIKE ‘EM

20. RULE no. TEN
If You’re Going To Do
Something, Do It Right

21. INSTEAD OF DOING IT AGAIN
DOING IT AGAIN
DOING IT AGAIN
DOING IT AGAIN
DOING IT AGAIN

22. RULE no. ELEVEN
Suck The Head of a Crawfish

23. YOU’LL WANT TO DO IT
AGAIN AND AGAIN

24. RULE no. TWELVE
Learn to Forgive

25. LIFE’S A LOT EASIER THAT WAY

26. RULE no. Thirteen
Share God’s Word

27. It s what He asks of you

28. RULE no. FOURTEEN
Read The Bible

29. WE CAN STILL SAVE THIS ONCE - GREAT COUNTRY
- IT’S NOT TOO LATE!

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