1) The document provides advice from various people to Shahida on getting married and maintaining a happy marriage. 2) The advice touches on topics like treating each other with kindness, accepting each other's faults, communicating well, spending quality time together, and enjoying each other's company. 3) The tone ranges from serious to humorous, covering philosophical and practical relationship insights.

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All sorts of advice on
Marriage and Bliss

2. NICE
Shahida dear,
Remember to treat one
another with kindness. It will
take you through the long
journey together.
Lots of Love,
Cikgu Kalida

3. COMMITTED
Love your husband with all his
faults and idiosyncrasies, and
that includes his family. He
comes as a total package –
non-refundable and non-
replaceable. Remember that
you have already checked him
out before you decided to love
him.
Lucy

4. STOIC
Dear Sha...
Congrats on becoming
“MRS”!
Wishing you bliss in your
married life and
remember,
“Tolerance” is the key.
Love BLoh

5. MEDIATED
Dear Sha,
Monroe said, “The
only thing I wear
between the sheets
is Chanel No. 5”…
Which is by far the
better option to
Channel 5.
Min

6. PECUNIARY
Ah Sha Mie Na…
Never let the Man
decide how you should
spend your money.
They always forget
women are the best
accountants ever
Ah Heah

7. DIPLOMATIC
Sha Sha Mei Na…
When the Man acts “bimbo”
as a means of magnifying
his ego, zip up the mouth
and stop talking. They need
to know that contrary to their
belief, women DO know how
to shut up and when to.
Communication resumes
when a pair of Ferragamo
appears at the bedside.
Ah Heah again

8. PROLIFIC
Dear Shah,
Congratulations!
Have a blessed marriage and have lots of kidsssssss!
Love Ivay

9. ENVIRONMENTAL
Dearest Sheikh & Shah
Wishing you a house
full of sunshine,
hearts full of cheer,
love that grows deeper
each day of the year!
Jo

10. MATHEMATICAL
Dearest Shahida,
Let nothing limit you…
go forth and multiply! :P
Cynthia

11. MULTILINGUAL
Dearest Shahida…
“Meilleurs Voeux!”
Never go to bed angry!
Make up, kiss and the
rest is history…
Anne V

12. RESPONSIBLE
Dearest Sha,
Congrats! Have a
blissful marriage and
don’t bully your mum
(do your own laundry)!
Here’s to the little
Sheiks & Shahidas!
Amy

13. CARNAL
Hey Shahida…
Rule No 1:
Finally, licence to have
SEX!
Rule No 2:
Don’t EXHAUST
yourself on the 1st
night… Space out!
Shasila

14. DOMESTIC
The 4 most important
words in ANY
marriage… “I’ll do the
dishes!”
Elizabeth

15. COMMON SENSICAL
Never attempt the
Kama Sutra
after a heavy dinner.
Paul

16. CLASSICAL
Just Do It.
Nike (?)

17. TACTICAL
Invest in an Arsenal
of sexy negligee and
initiate sex often.
An anonymous
Arsenal fan’s wife

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Dear Shahida,
Learn to trust, commit and forgive – that’s
how my marriage has lasted 3 decades
and more!
One more secret: food for the soul and
stomach may do wonders, so start
investing in those cookery books!
Kam Chuen

19. TRAVELOGICAL
Dearest Shahida.
Congratulations on your
most memorable &
beautiful day.
Your journey begins
now and you’ll discover
new strengths and
possibilities.
Togetherness is great.
Julianna

20. THERAPEUTIC
Be ever cheerful,
ever joyful.
Laugh always.
Hwee Teng

21. MONOCHROMATIC
say Yes to your man,
yEars later he’ll still
Love you
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hOnour your
voWs.
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23. COMMUNICATIVE
Men want to hear things like this:
2. “You turn me on”
3. “I feel really safe when I’m with you”
4. “I appreciate the way you handled the
situation”
5. “Thank you for working so hard”
6. “If only my friends had husbands like you”
Especially in that order!
Kah Lin

24. PARADOXICAL
Just be submissive and
you’ll be
EMPOWERED.
Anonymous
Pet owner

25. PROVERBIAL
Joshua

26. EPICUREAN
Dear Shahida
Just bear in mind this wise
advice from the married
women in our Dept:
“The way to a Man’s heart
is through his tummy.”
Gladys

27. EXISTENTIAL
Dear Sha,
Just one word…
ENJOY!!
Hee Hee…
Anonymous laconic