10 Humorous Quotes About Time Management, compiled by BQuTMS

1. 10 Humorous Quotes
about Time Management

2. Deadlines
“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound
they make as they pass”
~ Douglas Adams, Hitchhikers’ Guide to the
Galaxy

3. Oh! the Irony
“Modern man thinks he loses time when he
does not do things quickly. Yet he does not
know what to do with the time he gains --
except kill it.”
~ Erich Fromm

4. Time = $$
“Time is money, especially when you
are talking to a lawyer or buying a
commercial”
~Frank Dane

5. R & R is a must!
“People who cannot find time for
recreation are obliged sooner or later,
to find time for illness”
~John Wanamaker

6. Let’s turn it around
“Time and tide wait for no man. A pompous and
self-satisfied proverb, and was true for a billion
years; but in our day of electric wires and water-
ballast we turn it around: Man waits not for time
nor tide”
~ Mark Twain

7. Need for greed
“I can at any moment convert my time into
money, but I do not require more of the latter
than is sufficient for necessary purposes.”
~ Michael Faraday

8. Follow the Clock
“Don't watch the clock; do what it
does. Keep going”
~ Sam Levenson

9. If tomorrow never comes
“I'm going to stop putting things off,
starting tomorrow!”
~ Sam Levenson

10. Take it slow
“There is more to life than increasing
its speed.”
~ Mahatma Gandhi

11. You’re in control!
“The bad news is time flies. The good
news is you're the pilot.”
~ Michael Altshuler