2. It is this way
(in nature).
So, it ought
to be this way.
Marijuana
grows on the
earth naturally.
. . . So smoking
MJ is moral.
3. Baring more
than just their
souls to God
SD UNION-TRIBUNE, 3/9/2006
JONATHAN PALMITER WAS ENJOYING
A SUNDAY MORNING STROLL THROUGH
A LUSH YARD FULL OF TREES AND SPANISH MOSS
– AND AS NAKED AS ADAM IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN.
THE 59-YEAR-OLD BORN-AGAIN CHRISTIAN LIVES
IN AN RV PARK FOR NUDISTS 40 MILES NORTH
OF TAMPA, FLORIDA.
4. Naturists have been
described as “freaks”
and “randy middle-aged
swingers.”
Naturalistic fallacy?
I feel closer to God.
I am how God made me.
5. Wife: I almost bought a burger at
In-N-Out, but I resisted the temptation.
Husband: Why didn’t you?
Wife: It might be better if we didn’t eat animals.
You know, animals suffer . . .
6. Husband: You see
these (he points to his
teeth). They’re called
canines and they were
designed for eating meat.
Wife: You are right, but some people may argue
that you’ve just committed the “Naturalistic Fallacy,”
otherwise known as the “Is-Ought Fallacy.”
7. Dear Abby,
My sister “Jane,” and I are both in
our mid-50’s. Jane has had numerous
affairs. . . After her third divorce,
Jane was involved with a terrific man,
“Will.” I dated Will several times
before he and Jane became involved.
After Jane broke up with Will, we
started seeing each other again.
My problem is that Jane is upset . . .
and our parents are also concerned.
They say it’s “just weird” and it sure
bothers them.
-- Wants Will In Walla Walla, Wash.
8. Dear Wants Will:
Perhaps it’s time to stop
being the “good girl,” begin
acting like a woman who
knows what she wants, and
confront the double standard
in your family. If your sister
was “sophisticated” enough
to have serial affairs, and
your parents have been so
worldly they have turned a
blind eye to it, then they
should all be adult enough to
realize that you are entitled
to your happiness, too.
11. “If I don’t do it, somebody else will.”
If I don’t hunt
deer, and
display their
heads on my
wall, hunters
will end up
doing it. So,
I should hunt
deer.
12. I’m going to tear
down this
historical building.
It’s okay. After
years and years
pass by, time and
progress will
eventually level
the house to the
ground. Why try
Westphalia
to preserve
Missouri
historical sites?
Built 1860
14. Assumes
that the
Husband: How many kids should we have? middle
Wife: Well, my sister, Wanda, has five kids.
Husband: My brother, Hakim, has two kids ground is
and now his wife is pregnant.
Wife: We better have four kids then! the best.
15. “Honesty is the best
policy.” So, you should
tell your best friend that
his girlfriend is a . . .
An accident involves
a general rule that has
been misapplied to
a special case.
16. Justifying one’s actions
because other people’s
actions are worse.
So what if I drink two glasses
of red wine every night.
That is not as bad as Cousin Joe
who starts off with a six pack of
Bud-Lite in the afternoon,
a couple of glasses of martinis
before dinner, and several
rounds of whiskey and tequila
to top off the night.
