for education, funny

1. Diary for Those With
Low Self Esteem

2. Entry
Dear Diary,
I’m sorry to bother you
again . . .
MMMMMMM
Dear Diary,
I’m sorry to
bother you
again . . .

3. How Prayer Works
I asked God for a new bike and
prayed that He’d get one for me.
Than I realized that prayer
doesn’t work like that.

4. So I stole a bike and
prayed for forgiveness.

5. Which one doesn’t belong?
•Horse
•Anvil
•Nose
•Clock

6. Sample Answers
• Anvil – it’s two syllables
• Anvil – there is no “O”
• Anvil – it doesn’t run
• . . .