a presentation by Lynn Kern

1. Dear Prospective Mate , Are you sick and tired of being played by these young hip species? Are you ready to settle down and be in a committed relationship? Than you need an older more mature partner, and that’s just what you’ll get with me, fore my kind has been around for many years. You will also be saving money by choosing me. I hate to call myself a free loader but when it comes to food I simply eat the food that surrounds me (filter feeder). Best of all, for all you worry warts you’ll never have to worry about where I go because I am sessile (attached to the ground). But I suppose one of the most important factors in dating is appearance. Don’t let my seemingly simple exterior fool you. Although at first glance I may seem like a short (1cm-1m), stubby, monotonous (all one color) creature, maybe even a little cheesy (get it? Swiss cheese…holes) if given time you will be wowed by my rather complex interior. Lastly you should know that I have no tissues, nerves, organs, or muscles (so you can never break my heart). Love, Porifera …but you can call me sponge Presentation: By Lynn Kern Porifera

6. Must Love Dogs… I have very few requirements when it comes to finding the perfect mate. Contradicting to most species, looks do not matter to me (because I have no eyes). I also do not have a care when it comes to gender (I am a hermaphrodite) or kids (if you don’t want them, I can have them myself). Aside from the things I don’t care about, there are a few things I do look for in a mate. For one, as denoted by the title, you must love water (because it I need water to survive). I also need a companion that is ready to settle down. They need to be cool and down to earth, as well as not in to traveling (because I can not move). If I sound like your kind of mate, call me: 610 34O CEAN