Crash Course on Creativity project

1. Imagine your neighbours are horny all day and night long and they really like to share
their pleasure with all their neighbours. How can you get rid of them?
Here are more than 100 solutions that might be suitable!
1. Buy them a membership to a sex club so they go there for sex
2. Create a tenant rule that everyone agrees there is no loud sex after 10 pm
3. You set up a google calendar and synchronize their sex calendar and your workout
sessions
4. Knocking on the ceiling with a broom-stick or something else :)
5. Change their lube/spermicide with something that causes nasty rashes
6. Put a web cam and live stream their action. Send them the link (mwahahah)
7. Create temptation. Introduce them to hot people so they lose interest in one another
8. Take sleeping pills
9. Order packets with sex toys and drop them at their door and tell them "might help you
come faster"
10. Plant bed bugs in their bed
11. Enroll them in a Tantra sex course that teaches them how to have prolonged pleasure
and stimulation by being absolutely still
12. Play white noise
13. Start recording them and create a new song with it. Then make them a gift :)
14. Change the flat
15. Join them- become horny sex partners with them so afterwards you yourself are satisfied
and you then get a good night sleep
16. Every time their love making gets loud set off a fire alarm
17. Turn it into a competition and create a sex schedule so the entire complex has sex at the
same time and the loudest wins- there will be no conflict for you then.
18. Drown out the neighbours by having even more fun
19. Read a book
20. See a master hypnotist and have yourself hypnotized with a post hypnotic suggestion
that the louder the sex the deeper you sleep.
21. Use an ipad
22. Slip viagra into their drink and do everything you can so that they have so much sex they
will start to hate it and need a break.
23. Convince the landlord not to renew their rent

2. 24. Rig a sound system that makes scary ghostly sounds. You can play when the loud sex
starts, so they move away.
25. Have a seance and let the ghosts/spirits haunt them
26. Work with world renown aromatherapists to get a recipe that induces restful sleep
27. Scream out loud and tell them to stop
28. Call them anonymously and make sex sounds down the phone...that should freak them
out
29. Get them evicted (in a very sneaky manner)
30. Try to talk to them about it (they might get embarrassed and opt to make less sounds)
31. Start a google hangout and welcome everyone to it
32. Post on the neighbours facebook page or post in the own status how annoying it is that
horny neighbours suck :)
33. Install soundproof ceilings
34. Tell them to shut the fuck up by knocking on their door and try to speak to them....
35. Pretend you have a baby that needs to sleep
36. Write up a petition, make other neighbours sign it, then give it to the noisy horny couple
37. Put anti-horny pills in their drinks
38. Whenever they are having sex, scream out loud like a tiger
39. Give them broken condoms in the hope that an unwanted pregnancy makes them more
cautious
40. Sleep to music
41. Put a stink bomb in front of their home whenever they are having sex
42. Knock on their door every 5 minutes to irritate the hell out of them (do it Sheldon Cooper
style for added effect)
43. If they are totally out of shape, get them a Kamasutra DVD/book. They will throw their
back out trying some of the moves.
44. Hire a ninja to throw a shuriken right above them whenever they try to have sex.
45. Get the landlord to call for a meeting for all residents and to bring up the noise issue
46. Convince them to work for a cause, NGO or charity that operates somewhere far, far
away. They will move away (and help the world)
47. Take up Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) and challenge them to a cage match: loser must
comply with the wishes of the winner
48. Pay to have your neighbor's bedroom sound proofed!
49. Launch an offline ad campaign about them! Posters and billboards in the neighbourhood

3. 50. Launch an online campaign about them! Create a Facebook group, YouTube videos,
etc.
51. Call the fire department pretending it’s an emergency
52. Use nanomachines
53. Create a robot to surprise them whenever they try to have sex
54. Time travel back to the day they meet and make sure they don’t meet!
55. Let/Convince them to convert to a strange religious sect that believes sex is an
unforgivable sin even in marriage
56. Go clubbing every single night. You won’t be at home when they’re loud and if you’re
home, you’ll be too deaf (effect of the exposure to loud music) to hear them
57. Become a DJ. You’ll be at work at night plus you’ll go to Ibiza etc. for “business trips"
58. Pray to your God that they stop having sex so loudly.
59. Turn off main power to their flat at night (when they're not having sex) and then slip a
note under their door saying "Keep me up at night with loud sex and I'll keep you in the
dark at night"
60. Get them into BDSM (mouth gags in particular...in fact buy them a couple)!
61. Cultivate an interest in Buddhism and keep encouraging them to join a particular practice
that when one commits to the practice they no longer can have sex because they must
be celibate.
62. Record their sounds and then play it back to them the next morning
63. Create a noise converter device that can change sounds .. : loud into soothing, heavy
metal into new age, etc ... loud sex noise into a lullaby
64. Play religious music loudly to make them think of sins and feel guilty! LOL
65. Buy a dog and train it to growl and threaten to attack only when the dog hears loud sex.
Then give it to them as a present
66. Calling the police, pretending that there is somebody killed in the neighbours flat...
67. Turn yourself into a sleep deprivation consultant, and say you will test products to
produce sleep, and get paid to see what food combinations or products or pills work
best. Then the loud sex is a benefit not a problem.
68. When they are having sex, and it sounds particularly loud bang on the wall and ask
them, " what did you do just then? I want to learn how to do that!" Continue doing so until
they refuse to have loud sex for fear of being interrupted with questions.
69. Encourage them to be louder and have sex more often so much so they get sick of you
congratulating them on their sex life , and they move away thinking you a bit strange

4. 70. Help them become famous for loud sex, create a fan page and market them as folks
who can teach individuals to 'let go and have fun' - they become so famous and rich they
literally move on to bigger and better, - mansions and fame ..
71. Create a safe sex room in your home, so that if there is too much loud sex sounds heard
in your home , automatically the 'smart home' built ins are triggered. Curtains close,
windows close, sound proofing drops dwn, soothing music starts, and aromatherapy is
misted throughout your home and sleeping quarters.
72. Become a master hypnotist and implant a post hypnotic suggestion in your neighbors
mind that the more sexually excited they get the quieter they become
73. Redo the floor plan of your flat and make sure your bedroom and the neighbors bedroom
wall's are not back to back and make sure that a kictchen and the bathroom then the
living room are between your bedrooms . this should neutralize the noise and create a
quiet environment.
74. Every time they have loud sex, you can choose to masturbate yourself, while it is
going on, using the situation for pleasure! .. you might even end up a more relaxed and
balanced person.
75. Create a blog that advertisers would love to advertise their products because you write
about not getting enough sleep. and sex, - loud sex. It becomes a win win situation and
you can now sleep whenever you want, because you are an independent worker and
their loud sex is now an inspiration for your work.
76. Ask them to join you in a neighbor group counseling session about their loud sex to
understand their needs and your needs in order to work it out.
77. Ply them with food until they get so fat they can't have sex because their fat bellies
prevent them from having sex, and they are so fat they are too tired to do it anyway.
78. Challenge your neighbors to have sex in as many different places outside the home as
possible. That their job is to never have sex in the same place, and send them on a
world tour …
79. Join Anonymous and use your skills to hack into their email account. Drop them a
message saying: "We can hear you having sex. We do not forgive you for depriving us of
sleep. Expect us."
80. Let them know that your grandparents are having difficulty keeping their marriage
exciting so you hope they don't mind if you invite your grandparents over and maybe
they would be willing to 'swap' partners ... and show your grandparents a thing or two.
The next time they 'have a go' you call your grandparents right away. This idea of 90 yr

5. olds wanting sex with them unnerves them so badly they move or they make sure to be
quiet so you won’t call your grandparents. .
81. Start learning how to play the drums or to sing opera. Always practice when they start
making sex sounds. That should ruin the mood for them and drown out the sound for
you.
82. Record the various sounds of their love making and package them as sound loops that
you sell to dj's .. so it no longer bothers you when they get loud, - because you now can
move away if you feel like it and use your old flat as an office instead.
83. Invite them to a get to together and tell them about some really noisy neighbors you had
at your last place and that everyone was stalking them because they had sex too loud
84. When you need a good night's sleep add some salt peter to food you cook and then give
as a present. ( salt peter makes it so that men can't get hard and therefore no sex)
85. Use the online app https://ifttt.com and to monitor the noise level in your house, and if
loud noise starts, it will send you an sms alert. You can then choose what you like to
happen. You can stay away from home or make the sound system play white noise ...
86. Do self hypnosis and implant a post hypnotic suggestion that as soon as your neighbors
start having loud sex, you want to sleep soundly, and then their loud sex changes from
keeping you awake to a cure for getting a restful nights sleep!
87. Trying to sleep on the couch in the living-room or somewhere else in the flat
88. Using earplugs
89. Watching a movie or TV
90. Asking to join the fun activities
91. Moving to a friend's place for the night/renting a hotel room
92. Call the landlord
93. Get aliens to abduct them
94. Make voodoo dolls out of them
95. Give your neighbour money so that he stops having sex with other people. he should
have sex with you :)
96. Force them to break up
97. Create a sign that says "Too much sex destroys brain cells"
98. Create your own sound effect mix and disturb them with it
99. Bribe your neighbour so he stops ... with money, cake, alcohol
100. Buy a houseboat, so if you ever have neighbors who have loud sex, you can just
sail to a quiet spot!

6. 101. Create a fake paternity test they “discover in the mail” that explains they are
actually siblings
102. Hire a scientist to create an “antigravity simulator” that you can turn on once the
noise starts. Lacking gravity would make having sex very complex/potentially quieter.
103. Install a virus on their computer that responds to loud noises and sends out
spam/releases earsplitting pitches when they are making too much noise.
104. Give them several “calming” works of art that should induce sleep/well-being/
calm rather than “horniness vibes”
105. Accuse one of them of being a member of a criminal organization - plant
evidence if necessary.
106. Explain to them that they are committing noise pollution and are harming the
environment. Ask them to go green.
107. Have the CIA hire them to elicit confessions and get information out of terrorists
by torturing with ongoing loud sex causing sleep deprivation and insanity from the
sexually explicit experience. They will be sent all over the world working as special
undercover agents. They can also be master loud sex torture trainers for the CIA and
MI5.