Husband 6 gives me some issues...

2. So soon? Why yes, I want to get this out so I can get back into play some more on
Husband 7. And this one gave me some trouble again I had to break out the NRAAS
cheats to deal with him because I was just not going to put up with what
happened…what was it you ask? Let’s go see.

3. Debbie had really begun to reach the bottom of the barrel in this town, the MacDuff family were a
powerful family of witches and they had only ONE eligible bachelor left who was still young
enough, the youngest son Billie MacDuff. Joe and Jules had aged up to old men who never married
or had children and Debbie wasn’t going to deal with another old man. She didn’t want to feel any
older than she already did.

4. Debbie: We should make our two witch bloodlines stronger, what do you say?
Billie: Oh of course! That sounds wonderful! I’d love to. I’m just so surprised
you chose me though.

5. Debbie: *not like there’s much choice left in this town*
She chose not to reply and just kissed him instead, it worked and shut him up as well.

6. Billie MacDuff, like her first victim is Neurotic, Unlucky (good for her), Good, a
Coward, and Friendly. How will he handle a house with a vampire child in it? Who
knows. His faves include Fish and Chips, Chinese music, and the colour Yellow. His
LTW is to be the Leader of the Free World.

7. After Snow brought him downstairs and left him in the sunporch, Vayne was finally
ready to start school. Another strange man was in the house now with his mother, and
Vayne did want to know who he was and why he was here. Was he his daddy?

8. He grew up and added Good Sense of Humour to his collection and since I never
took his CAS makeover shot, have a sparkle dance one instead. But more on Vayne
later, Debbie has a new victim to kill.

9. Billie may want to be the Leader of the Free World but he has a degree in Physical
Education which in no way relates to politics so Debbie “encouraged” him to find a job
that would make use of his degree and so Billie joined the Athletic career instead. How
was he supposed to win games if he was Unlucky? As long as he earned SOME money
for her, Debbie didn’t care anymore at this point.

10. Billie: Don’t worry my love, I’ll work hard and win all my games for you and
the boys. I really want to show them I can be a good dad.
Debbie: Oh that’s very sweet of you Billie Bear, I’m so happy.

11. So on his next day off, Billie and Debbie had their wedding. The guest list was getting
smaller and smaller each time Debbie did this. Perhaps…naw, there’s no way they were
catching on to her, not after all this time. She still had them fooled right? Six times
married…six times unlucky right?

12. Debbie stared at him, it was getting harder and harder to act surprised by this point
with how easy they fell for her obvious lies. Was there no one who could challenge her?
Had she lost her passion already? She was only 60% complete with her task. She could
not let her Beloved down now, she had to finish this.

13. Debbie: I can’t believe I’m doing this again. *cries* Damnit hormones.
Billie: Aww, don’t cry my love. This is a happy day. It’s our wedding.
Joe: I’m so happy for my little brother. He deserves a good woman.

14. Vayne: I want some cake!
Billie: Alright, alright little buddy. It’s coming. Hang on.
Debbie: *is in a daze*

15. Winter: *This is weird, the numbers above him keep fluctuating. What does that
mean?*
Zack: Is he really this dumb? Man am I glad that’s not me up there.

16. Vayne: Why do we have a pool in the house but we can’t use it?
Billie: I don’t know, little man. Here’s your cake.
Vayne: Yay! Cake!

17. Dwayne: Why would my son just “leave” like this? That is not like him.
Debbie: He told me that he didn’t like that I got older. He left me for a younger woman, I told you
this. He wanted someone who wouldn’t age like he did. And he was disappointed that Vayne was not
a werewolf as well.
Joe: Yeah lay off Wolff, Debbie is trying to put her life back together again.

18. Unlike before, Debbie knew there was no way that her eighth child wouldn’t be a witch.
The MacDuffs had a powerful lineage and she prayed that this child would inherit the
bulk of that family magic. She could use all the powerful offspring she could get from
this experiment.

19. Debbie: After eight times, you’d think this would get less painful!!
Vayne: Oh, mommy are you alright? The baby really wants to come out. I can hear them.
Debbie: Wake up your father Vayne! I’m going to the hospital!

20. Debbie: I knew it. My special little girl, finally we meet.
Elphaba MacDuff was Debbie’s second daughter and a witch like she had wanted her to be.
Elphaba is a Couch Potato and a Loner. She likes Crepes, Chinese music like her dad, and the
colour Black.

21. Winter was not as interested in Elphaba as he was in Vayne. And for Billie, he was just
glad that the family line would not die with him. His little girl carried the blood of the
MacDuff witches in her veins and she would be quite gifted. His sisters Felicity and
Faith certainly were, the women in the family were always stronger than the men.

22. Like she had before, Debbie knew that soon Billie would meet the same fate as her other five
victims did. She went out to the Fall Festival to search for her seventh victim. She noticed that
Daydream Ivy, the one who looked so young when she was courting Pip was now old and decrepit
just like she was beginning to feel. Faith, her sister in law also had one foot in the grave. And Zack
Durwood, the teen she was worried about way back with Samuel, was also aging badly.

23. But still as old as she was, Daydream was still beating her in the pie eating contest.
That did not sit well with Debbie, not one bit…she felt so old.

24. Because just the day before, Snow aged up into a young adult, her fifth born was now a
grown man. She had largely ignored him for most of his life, choosing to favour Winter
more and when he announced that he was going to move out, Debbie threw a fit, saying
she wasn’t going to waste good money on buying a house for her son. Until Billie
talked her down and gave him a small amount to buy a nice place with.

25. Snow was now a Gatherer. He really did like to enjoy being childish with everything
and he had chosen a profession too, Paranormal Profiteer. Oddly appropriate since he
was obsessed with being surrounded by death everywhere, now he wanted to seek it out
for a living.

26. Snow: I need to talk to Moonshadow and the twins, something feels off here…I
need to know why. Getting out of this house is a good way to investigate
without Mother knowing.
He heard the door open and a small cough. “Snow?”

27. William: Take me too Snow, you’re right. Something IS off around here. Mother told Mr.
Wolff that Waylon left her, we know he didn’t. We SAW that he didn’t. I think we need
to do something. Mother is…dangerous. I don’t want to stay here all alone. She only
cares about Vayne and Winter and now Elphaba, she couldn’t give two shits about us. I
miss Oldest brother and the twins too.
Snow: Okay, come on. Mother won’t notice or care if you leave with me.

28. Random Stalker-Ratzi: Hey when did this haunted house get an ice sculpture?
Snow: Uh oh…that’s not part of the festival décor. Mother must have done it…

29. Snow: Wait a minute…is that…is that Olivia Goth!? Ghosts can freeze now?
Random Townie: Olivia Goth? No way! She looks so weird, fat as an ice
sculpture. Cool!

30. William: Hello Mother.
Debbie: Don’t talk to me, you’re dead to me.
William: But Mother, you never cared before what I did…are you mad I left with Snow?

31. Debbie: I said, you’re dead to me. I don’t care if you’re the last remaining heir
of the Van Gould line, you left me. You get NOTHING now.
William: But, Tristan and Emilie are still alive. I’m not the last.
Debbie: Still alive…yeah as if you bloodsuckers can really be alive…

32. Meanwhile, back at home with Elphaba now a toddler that meant it was game over for Billie and
Debbie wanted to be there for his demise. William reminded her that she needed to ask Winter why
the Van Gould kids aren’t dead yet. She needed them gone or they could file a lawsuit against her
and take the manor away as well as all the money, she couldn’t allow that.

33. Debbie: How could you lose your wand? You’re such a klutz. How am I going to practice
spell duels if you have no wand?
Billie: I’m really sorry. Someone stole it from my bag in the locker room while I was on
the field. I’ll get a new one, I promise.

34. Debbie: You won’t get the chance to find a new one, remember what they did
to witches at the Salem Witch Trials? Well now you can find out exactly what
that felt like. Loser.
Billie was too busy dying to hear his wife’s cruel words…and her frustrations.

35. For one who is supposed to be Unlucky, he sure lucked out for this, it took Debbie three
tries to get him to burn, he just kept avoiding the flames or they went out before they
got close enough. Well, she remained determined to get this done and over with…

36. But eventually, the Pit of Hell won and Billie was a smoldering ash pile in the bottom
of the pit. When Debbie saw the familiar black smoke that was more ominous than the
black smoke of the burnt up furniture she knew her Beloved had come at last.

37. Grim: Billie MacDuff, that unlucky coward finally met his match.
Debbie: Wait for me Beloved! Let me get back down there!
Grim: And yet, the statues of Anubis did not burn…who would have thought that old
god would not let his effigies burn.

38. Grim: And he calls us Shinigamis arrogant! HA! Well WE don’t have statues
made of us do we? No, we are so underappreciated down there. I will change
that. I AM changing that, Anubis will give us Shinigamis the respect we
deserve from now on!

39. Debbie: There we go, did you say something Beloved?
Grim: No, never mind. So…you send me a MacDuff witch this time do you?
Debbie: Are you pleased?

40. Grim: Hmm…
Debbie: What? Is something wrong?
Billie: Oh my! Are you…are you the Grim…reaper? *faints*

41. Grim: Get up, your constant bad luck is highly entertaining to me, it would be
a shame to deprive others of that joy.
Debbie: Wait, what? What are you saying Beloved? What are you doing? Take
him already!

42. Grim: Do try to entertain me some more will you? I have another pick up to
make, your sister in fact.
Debbie: WHAT?! THE?! HELL?! WHY?!

43. Me: Oh. No. You. Did. NOT!! Do you know how hard it was for me to get him
to die? Nu uh…he’s going DOWN AND STAYING DOWN DAMNIT!!

44. AND STAY GONE! Yes, I had to cheat this death again. I DID NOT expect Grim to
let him live after I’d worked so hard to get him to burn up. I knew this was a possibility
with his Coward/Unlucky trait combo but still, I was not having it. So NRAAS Force
Kill, Burn to Death. And THAT is how Husband 6 died. Now, I’m going to go chill
out…and watch Netflix or something.