Pet Satanique en Islam

1. Pet Satanique
Mahomet, le Prophète de l'islam, avait des vues très inhabituelles à propos de Satan.
Par exemple...
Urine Satanique
Mahomet pensait que Satan urinait dans les oreilles des gens !!!
Boukhari 1093 ‫صحيح البخارى‬
‫ذكر عند النبي صلى ال عليه وسلم رجل فقيل ما زال نائما حتى أصبح ما قام إلى الصل ة فقال بال الشيطان في أذنه‬
http://hadith.al-islam.com/Page.aspx?pageid=192&BookID=24&TOCID=737
Bukhari :: Book 2 :: Volume 21 :: Hadith 245
Narrated 'Abdullah :
A person was mentioned before the Prophet (p.b.u.h) and he was told that he had
kept on sleeping till morning and had not got up for the prayer. The Prophet said,
"Satan urinated in his ears."
Le Prophète a dit, "Satan a uriné dans ses oreilles."
http://www.quranexplorer.com/Hadith/English/Hadith/bukhari/002.021.245.html
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Baîllement Satanique
Mahomet pensait aussi que le baîllement vient de Satan !!!
Boukhari 5869 ‫صحيح البخارى‬
‫عن النبي صلى ال عليه وسلم إن ال يحب العطاس ويكره التثاؤب فإذا عطس فحمد ال فحق على كل مسلم سمعه‬
‫أن يشمته وأما التثاؤب فإنما هو من الشيطان فليرده ما استطاع فإذا قال ها ضحك منه الشيطان‬
http://hadith.al-islam.com/Page.aspx?pageid=192&BookID=24&TOCID=3460
Bukhari :: Book 8 :: Volume 73 :: Hadith 242
Narrated Abu Huraira:
The Prophet said, "Allah likes sneezing and dislikes yawning, so if someone sneezes
and then praises Allah, then it is obligatory on every Muslim who heard him, to say:
May Allah be merciful to you (Yar-hamuka-l-lah). But as regards yawning, it is

2. from Satan, so one must try one's best to stop it, if one says 'Ha' when yawning,
Satan will laugh at him."
"Quand au baîllement, il est de Satan,.."
http://www.quranexplorer.com/Hadith/English/Hadith/bukhari/008.073.242.html
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Nez Satanique
Mahomet croyait que Satan entre dans le nez durant la nuit !!!
Boukhari 3121 ‫صحيح البخارى‬
‫عن النبي صلى ال عليه وسلم قال إذا استيقظ أراه أحدكم من منامه فتوضأ فليستنثر اثلاثا فإن الشيطان يبيت على‬
‫خيشومه‬
http://hadith.al-islam.com/Page.aspx?
pageid=192&TOCID=2023&BookID=24&PID=3123
Bukhari :: Book 4 :: Volume 54 :: Hadith 516
Narrated Abu Huraira:
The Prophet said, "If anyone of you rouses from sleep and performs the ablution, he
should wash his nose by putting water in it and then blowing it out thrice, because
Satan has stayed in the upper part of his nose all the night."
"Satan est resté dans la partie supérieure de son nez pendant toute la nuit."
http://www.quranexplorer.com/Hadith/English/Hadith/bukhari/004.054.516.html
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Rêve Satanique
Il croyait aussi que les mauvais rêves viennent de Satan !!!
Boukhari 3118 ‫صحيح البخارى‬
‫قال النبي صلى ا عليه وسلم الرؤيا الصالحة من ا والحلم من الشيطان فإذا حلم‬
‫أحدكم حلما يخافه فليبصق عن يساره وليتعوذ بالله من شرها فإنها ل تضره‬
http://hadith.al-islam.com/Page.aspx?
pageid=192&TOCID=2023&BookID=24&PID=3120

3. Bukhari :: Book 4 :: Volume 54 :: Hadith 513
Narrated Abu Qatada:
The Prophet said, "A good dream is from Allah, and a bad or evil dream is from
Satan; so if anyone of you has a bad dream of which he gets afraid, he should spit on
his left side and should seek Refuge with Allah from its evil, for then it will not harm
him."
"Un bon rêve est d'Allah, et un mauvais rêve est de Satan…"
http://www.quranexplorer.com/Hadith/English/Hadith/bukhari/004.054.513.html
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Pet Satanique
Mahomet croyait que Satan pète bruyamment !!!
Boukhari 3111 ‫صحيح البخارى‬
‫قال النبي صلى ا عليه وسلم إذا نودي بالصل ة أدبر الشيطان وله ضراط فإذا قضي‬
‫أقبل فإذا ثوب بها أدبر فإذا قضي أقبل حتى يخطر بين النسان وقلبه فيقول اذكر كذا‬
‫وكذا حتى ل يدري أثلثا صلى أم أربعا فإذا لم يدر ثلثا صلى أو أربعا سجد سجدتي‬
‫السهو‬
Bukhari :: Book 1 :: Volume 11 :: Hadith 582
Narrated Abu Huraira:
Allah's Apostle said, "When the Adhan is pronounced Satan takes to his heels and
passes wind with noise during his flight in order not to hear the Adhan. When the
Adhan is completed he comes back and again takes to his heels when the Iqama is
pronounced and after its completion he returns again till he whispers into the heart
of the person (to divert his attention from his prayer) and makes him remember
things which he does not recall to his mind before the prayer and that causes him to
forget how much he has prayed."
"Satan s'enfuie et pète bruyamment durant sa fuite afin de ne pas entendre le
Adhan (l'appel à la prière)."
http://www.quranexplorer.com/Hadith/English/Hadith/bukhari/001.011.582.html
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4. Si Mahomet était véritablement l'apôtre d'Allah,
alors ce qu'il a enseigné vient de Dieu et doit être vrai.
Mais, si ce qu'il a dit
est tellement bizarre et absurde qu'il ne peut être vrai,
alors comment pouvait-il être un apôtre d'Allah?
La logique est incontournable.
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n'ont plus leur place
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