This document provides a recipe for making a "Rome pizza" that satirizes the history and culture of ancient Rome. The ingredients include cups of hostility, war, religion, democracy, corpses, Latin, culture, instability, and blood. The instructions call for mixing land, war, and hostility to form the crust and then spreading a sauce of religion, culture, and emperors on top, along with optional toppings like incest, gambling, and togas. Soldiers, democracy, and instability are mixed together as another "sauce." The pizza bakes for about five centuries at 350 degrees.

2. Three Cups of Emperors

3. Two Cups of War

4. One cup of Religion

5. ¾ cup of Democracy

6. A pinch of corpses for seasoning (optional)

7. Two tablespoons of Latin (if unavailable, use two teaspoons of Explorers)

8. One teaspoon of Culture

9. One teaspoon of instability

10. Four cups of Blood

11. One cup of soldiers

12. In a large bowl, mix in the Land (or Explorers), War, and Hostility.

13. Knead the Land, War, and Hostility into a large, flat crust. Add Mountains if wanted.

14. Bake the crust at 350° until solid.

15. In a separate bowl, mix together Religion, Culture, and Emperors. Season with pepper. This is your sauce.

16. Spread the sauce on the crust. Add toppings of your choice (ex. Incest, Gambling, and Togas) Keep in mind you are adding spaghetti, so don’t over-do the toppings.

17. Bake the pizza at 350 ° until the crust is golden brown, this usually takes about five centuries.

18. In a Coliseum, mix together the Soldiers, Democracy, and the Instability. Add Corpses for extra flavor if wanted.

19. On a stove, place a pot of Blood on the burner until it boils. Stir occasionally.

20. Add seasoning for flavor. It’s best to stick with seasonings used in the pizza sauce (in different amounts), so the taste isn’t too varied.

21. Spread the sauce on the pizza.

22. Put the pizza in the oven for about two centuries at 350⁰.

23. Cut, serve, and enjoy.