1. {
IRON VALUES
Trailer Park Challenge
Chapter 5

2. Welcome back to the story where nothing special happened
between this chapter and the one before. Nothing at all >.>
On a side note, I just discovered Bandicam!

3. Which means that from now on, you’ll be seeing pictures in this
quality instead.

4. It took me a while before I realised the pause frame was
included.
Eh, too lazy to edit that away.

5. Two days left of toddlerhood… *sob*
She looks so innocent and cute.

6. Just… aaw.
Neo: {That’s right… fawn over your future leader!}

7. The sloppiness is ever so present.

8. BUTTERFLIES! *.*
Right when no one’s awake to catch them -.-
I’ve failed to mention earlier that the rose bush is the ACR
adjuster. It happens to look more natural than a phonebook.

9. This is one hella creepy bug.

10. Don’t drink that! You nasty.

11. It’s cute that these actions happen autonomously, but YOU
HAVE 2 INFANTS SCREAMING FOR FOOD AND DIAPER CHANGES.
Of course they’re only autonomously fed when they’ve already
eaten *Facepalm*

12. For once they were all quiet and satisfied, then the phone
started ringing…
*weep*

13. Don’t forget to smile! :D
Bruce: I should have kept my last job…
Shoulda, woulda, coulda. We need ze money.

14. Oh right, you’re pregnant.
”How could you forget such a thing?”
Because you haven’t been as nauseated as last time.

15. More toddler cuteness…

16. Bruces guide to parenting 2: Lecture your children for not
changing their own diapers.

17. This thing is a gift from the EAxian gods.
Them mini heart attacks though; THE ASPIRATION BAR KEEPS
SLIPPING FROM GOLD TO GREEN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE
PROCESS.

18. STOP WALKING AWAY! I DON’T WANT TO PAY FOR A DOG!
Sheba: *sticks out tongue*

19. Wow, you actually take care of your kids.
Bruce: Why wouldn’t I? Someone has to be the responsible
adult around here.

20. Yes, she’s on another date again. You know the drill.
Flirt, flirt, backrub, slow dance where an unborn baby gets
squashed…

21. Guy rolling wants to marry Ilo in a game where I think bigamy
doesn’t exist…

22. And of course the ancient sport of trying on clothing.
Adam: SCORE!

23. Apparently this lot has a grill.
And rain that covers the lens -_-

24. Meadow Thayer: Why I’d never do something so foul as to
blame my gases on you, professor!
Cue loop: Ventrilo-fart, poke, ventrilo-fart, poke, ventrilo-fart,
poke etc. That’s some cow mascot material right there.

25. *BITE*

26. *SLAM*

27. *cuteness*

28. Moar flowers! :D

29. Bruce: ”No! I will not play with you!”

30. Daddy issues much?
HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM. THE FOOD LEVELS ARE
GETTING CRITICALLY LOW.

31. Which is why from now on you will all be farmers! :D

32. PRAS. SHUT. UP!
She doesn’t even need anything -_-
I’m already starting to favorise between the siblings.

33. ”*GASP* Oh, good, it was just a nightmare.”
What did you dream about?
”I caught Ilo dating the people I’ve cheated on her with! But
that could never happen.”

34. Wait, when did Ilo get such fancy clothes?

35. Tricked ya! This is actually Sharla Phillips, née Ottomas.
I decided to let Samantha fulfill her 10 kids want and now her
offspring (and their offspring) are basically running this town.
Might as well change the name to ”Ottomasville”.

36. With a mighty heave and a mighty roar…

37. ”Neat! My hands are bigger!”
Sorry ’bout the plumbbob.
”What’s a plumbbob?”

38. Again with the mini heart attacks. But it’s not that easy getting
them into platinum, since their motives prevent them from
fulfilling wants >.<

39. What could hide behind that innocent smile?
1 neat point, 7 outgoing, 9 active, 10 playful and 1 nice.
Freaks me out to be honest.

40. ”Look! Old cheese!”
I know you’re low on food in this household, but please don’t
digest it.

41. ”Yarrr! I, the Pirate Empress, won’t show mercy to anyone!”

42. *scratches* {Why did I ever settle down…}

43. Oh, you’re still up?
Mister Teddy: {Can’t… breathe…}
Neo, sweetie… is there something you want to talk about?

44. ”…no.”
*sigh* Alright then.

45. Oh look, you made your way to the children’s stove I bought!
”…”

46. ”One day, you and I will get out of here, Mister Teddy…”

47. ”…and we shall rule the world…”

49. {Well, I guess settling down has its advantages.}