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One Odd Date

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Lola Singles date with mr. Big

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One Odd Date

  1. 1. One Odd Date<br />Maxis Taste Challenge #15<br />
  2. 2. Chloe, &quot;And just where is my little sister off to in such a pretty little dress?&quot;Lola, &quot;As if it&apos;s any of your business, I&apos;m going on a date.&quot;Chloe, &quot;You? On a date? Hee, hee, hee, hee. How hilarious!&quot;Lola, &quot;And just what is so funny?&quot;<br />
  3. 3. Chloe, &quot;As if you couldn&apos;t get it through your bobbled headed mine, Lola, you&apos;re a knowledge sim. What could you possibly learn from a date? How to be a horrible kisser? Tch! Just leave the dates to us natural romance types and our pleasure seeking siblings.&quot;<br />
  4. 4. Lola, &quot;Of course. Maybe after you finally get a date yourself, Chloe. When was the last time you&apos;ve been on a date ever? I might not be as &apos;natural&apos; as you are at it, but at the very least I&apos;m going on one, Miss Dateless. Now if you&apos;ll excuse me, my taxi is waiting.&quot;<br />
  5. 5. At Red&apos;s Famous Fifties Diner...Lola, &quot;Hyun! Ready for our date? Great! +750 aspiration points!&quot;<br />
  6. 6. Hostess, &quot;Ah, well if it isn&apos;t Lola Singles and... my, isn&apos;t that Mr. Big? Certainly aiming high aren&apos;t you?&quot;Lola, &quot;I&apos;m not after his money, I&apos;m after him. In fact, I&apos;m the one who&apos;ll be paying for everything tonight.&quot;Hostess, &quot;Ha ha... of course you are.&quot;<br />
  7. 7. Lola, &quot;Ggggggggrrrrrrr.&quot;Hyun, &quot;Is something wrong, muffin pie?&quot;Lola, &quot;Nope. There&apos;s absolutely nothing wrong.&quot;Hyun, &quot;Are you certain?&quot;Lola, &quot;I am very certain that there isn&apos;t one thing bothering me.&quot;<br />
  8. 8. Hyun, &quot;I only ask because you have the most angry looking scowl on your face.&quot;Lola, &quot;Ok, so maybe there is something annoying me. Why is it that harpy of a woman leering over your shoulder?&quot;Hyun, &quot;You mean Carmen? She&apos;s a good friend of mine.&quot;Carmen, &quot;Don&apos;t mind me. I&apos;m just admiring the.... condiments. Such a lovely napkin holder.&quot;<br />
  9. 9. Lola, &quot;So.... I know you used to be a Mr. Big and all, Hyun, but what do you do exactly? I mean, nowadays?&quot;Hyun, &quot;Do?&quot;Lola, &quot;You know.... what do you spend your free time doing?&quot;Hyun, &quot;Uhh...&quot;Lola, &quot;Ok, well let me give you an example. See, I&apos;m a dancer and I don&apos;t mean just as my job, even though at my job I am a dancer. But what I&apos;m saying is that when I&apos;m not working, I&apos;m dancing. It&apos;s something I love to do. Understand?&quot;<br />
  10. 10. Hyun, &quot;Of course. Your job is a dancer because you like to dance and thusly you are paid to dance all the time.&quot;Lola, &quot;Not exactly. I get paid to dance in music videos. You ever seen a music video?&quot;Hyun, &quot;A music video? Is that what they call stereos nowadays?&quot;Lola, &quot;No. You watch music videos on the internet or on tv.&quot;Hyun, &quot;Well, I don&apos;t watch tv.&quot;Lola, &quot;Why not?&quot;Hyun, &quot;I don&apos;t own one. Sassy says it makes too much noise and distracts her company.&quot;<br />
  11. 11. Lola, &quot;Well you are aware of the invention of television and what it is capable of, don&apos;t you?&quot;Hyun, &quot;Of course. They show shows.&quot;Lola, &quot;Yes. And one of those kind of shows are music videos which. Ok this is getting a little out of hand. Hyun.&quot;Hyun, &quot;Yes?&quot;Lola, &quot;What do you do when Sassy isn&apos;t around?&quot;<br />
  12. 12. Hyun, &quot;Well, when Sassy isn&apos;t around, I make clothes.&quot;<br />
  13. 13. Lola, &quot;You... make clothes?&quot;Hyun, &quot;Why yes. I have an entire line of retail stores and each outfit is handcrafted by me. It just drives the women wild when I reveal my latest dress pattern. I think I&apos;ll surprise them with a burgundy and turquoise mix. That will certainly catch them off guard.&quot;Lola, &quot;You&apos;re kidding right?&quot;<br />
  14. 14. Hyun, &quot;Who&apos;s kidding? Certainly, not I. I know the colors might clash, but sometimes it&apos;s the most horrid color combinations that eventually turns into the latest rave. Isn&apos;t that the word those teenage girls use nowadays? Rave? Or maybe it&apos;s rage. Perhaps you&apos;d like to try on my latest idea. How&apos;d you like that? Not even Sassy has tested it.&quot;<br />
  15. 15. Lola, &quot;I&apos;ll pass.&quot;<br />
  16. 16. Lola, &quot;Pssst! Mouse clicker! What do we do now?&quot;Huh? Wait! What are you doing?! You&apos;re not supposed to be breaking the fourth wall! I&apos;m into serious writing now!Lola, &quot;Sorry! But, I need some help.&quot;Well... go dancing. There&apos;s a juke box!Hyun, &quot;Lola, who are you talking to?&quot;Lola, &quot;Um, myself! yes. Sometimes I like to talk to myself.&quot;<br />
  17. 17. Lola, &quot;So Hyun, let&apos;s dance.&quot;Hyun, &quot;I don&apos;t know.&quot;Lola, &quot;Come on. I like dancing. I just told you fifteen minutes ago.&quot;Hyun, &quot;Very well, but I tell you I&apos;m horrible.&quot;<br />
  18. 18. Lola, &quot;Nonsense, you&apos;re doing just fine.&quot;Carmen, &quot;Oh, Hyun, you never told me you knew how to dance. I just happen to be a dancer myself. Mind if I join you?&quot;Hyun, &quot;Of course.&quot;<br />
  19. 19. Lola, &quot;Hyun, this dance is supposed to be between us two.&quot;Carmen, &quot;Listen, Maxoidian, Hyun can dance with whoever he pleases. If he wants me to dance with him, I will dance with him.&quot;Lola, &quot;Let&apos;s go.&quot;Hyun, &quot;Whatever for? I was just about to... how they say, &apos;Bust a Move&apos;?&quot;Lola, &quot;Now!&quot;<br />
  20. 20. Hyun, &quot;I&apos;ve heard rumors about this device. Dirty rumors.&quot;Lola, &quot;This is the first date. The farthest you&apos;ll get with me is a kiss. If you&apos;re lucky.&quot;Hyun, &quot;Then why the privacy?&quot;Lola, &quot;Because that witch won&apos;t be able to get in here.&quot;<br />
  21. 21. Lola, &quot;Wonderful photos to remember our date.&quot;Hyun, &quot;Wonderful, but why am I not kissing you? Sassy and I usually kiss in our photos.&quot;Lola, &quot;Enough about Sassy. I&apos;m not her. I&apos;m Lola.&quot;Hyun, &quot;Ah, but of course. What shall we do now?&quot;Lola, &quot;Well, how about more dancing?&quot;<br />
  22. 22. Hyun, &quot;Pardon me, but I don&apos;t recognize this maneuver. Is this something new?&quot;Lola, &quot;Oh drabbit! I-I-I f-f-forgot I&apos;m a-a-a...&quot;<br />
  23. 23. Lola, &quot;AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! AAAAARRRRRRRRR!&quot;<br />
  24. 24. &quot;Ar, ar, AAAAARRRRRRRRWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!&quot;<br />
  25. 25. Lola, &quot;*Snarl! Growl! Werewolf Noises!*&quot;Hyun, &quot;Oh my goodness gracious! I&apos;m on a date with an alien werewolf hybrid from Strangetown! I... I think I&apos;m going to wet myself.&quot;Carmen, &quot;Cover your eyes, Hyun. Protect your vision from this fowl beast before she tears you to shreds!&quot;<br />
  26. 26. Lola, &quot;Yea... sorry about that Hyun. Shall we continue our date?&quot;Hyun, &quot;Are you mad? I couldn&apos;t possible date a werewolf.&quot;Lola, &quot;Why not? You live with a vampire. You can&apos;t call me out on just because I&apos;m a monster if that&apos;s why.&quot;Hyun, &quot;Of course not. However there is one key difference between my dear Sassy and you.&quot;<br />
  27. 27. Hyun, &quot;Your legs scare me.&quot;Lola, &quot;But this is only temporary. I&apos;m only a werewolf at night.&quot;Hyun, &quot;It doesn&apos;t matter. I&apos;m only up for snickerdoodle at night. Seeing legs that hairy and on a lady frightens me dearly.&quot;<br />
  28. 28. Lola, &quot;So that&apos;s the way it is? You&apos;re just gonna dump me because I&apos;m a werewolf?&quot;Hyun, &quot;That&apos;s just the way things are. Now if you&apos;ll excuse me, I do believe the fine patrons of this establishment are doing the twist.&quot;<br />
  29. 29. There was much dancing to be had by all. Except Lola who opted for some pinball wizardry. But it gets better. Or maybe not as much better as you might think.<br />
  30. 30. Lola, &quot;Hyun, I thought you were done with me. Tell me why I shouldn&apos;t fulfill your fear of becoming a werewolf right now?&quot;Hyun, &quot;Ah, but there is no need for such violence. In fact, there never was. I am here to tell you that indeed I am done with you as a date.&quot;<br />
  31. 31. Hyun, &quot;That doesn&apos;t mean we can&apos;t be friends though.&quot;<br />
  32. 32. Lola, &quot;I guess you&apos;re right about that. Friends it is.&quot;<br />

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