Salute To All The True Players

2. 1 – Vacuum
2 – The Man Amongst Men
3 – Not Going On Maury
4 – Beard
5 – Fancy Ketchup
6 – Profitable Exchanges
7 – Can I Hit It?
8 – Master P
9 – Shife Stereotype
10 – White Lies

16. 10
20
50
100
The Man Amongst Men
Amateur Hour
Running Around The City
Turnt Up

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0.4
0.6
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Making Moves
Planting Foundations
Hanging Out

20. Not Going On Maury
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21. Back in the day
my amigo gave
me the nickname
Baka Flocka

22. Then life taught me not every man
would be as nice as my amigo

23. Many a man is surprised when his angel takes
him on Maury, not knowing the father
It might be his, it might be yours,
and it might be her first…because
a lot of yuppies in the city tend to
really enjoy their thirstI just partied
with two dancers
before I met you
Huh?!

24. Can’t even call that man boss, when he has to
call out someone’s name to hide that he’s lost
Psychological projection onto me is your entertainment

25. The guy falling for empty promises will be
the same guy caught in headlights on Maury
Lord help the people who keep falling for this same old, same old
He’s
trying to
turn us
into
China?
The first Bush said
“Read my lips:
no new taxes”
Trump said make Mexico
pay to “Build a great, great wall:
mark my words”

26. Now I’m sitting in traffic,
with YG blastin’
My Krazy Life: Track #11
Flashback

27. All the cars imported/
‘Cause they really foreign
Make
Money/
Work
Buy
Cars

28. Told a cool girl: “I think I’m too old for
Star Wars” – She checked me real quick
Watched it 70+ times
as a kid
Watched it 0 times
as an adult

29. I was carrying 2 phones before
Kevin Gates was poppin’
A third in the hand, is worth more than two in the bush

30. Fokus

31. …And Make That A Hobby
Go Get You Some Stocks

33. Nowadays everybody is a tough guy, huh?!?
HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ONE OF YOUR
FRIENDS WAS A SOCIOPATH AND THEN YOU
REALIZED THAT IT TURNS OUT YOU MIGHT JUST
BE THE ONE THAT IS REALLY SENSITIVE…

34. Yuppie Life Grown Life
Chad Trixie
A
Boss
College Life
Not at all!
ROCKING A BEARD DOESN’T
MAKE YOU A MAN
The
Player
The
Romantic
The
Teddy
Bear
Mean
Girl
Party
Girl
Nice
Girl

35. Bak
1 (800) 444-BYES

36. BOL
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39. “CHICAGO IS
PRETENTIOUS”
No, we’re crazy

40. The attitude of Chicagoans is the
ketchup on the plate

41. SOME RURAL AMERICANS ARE LOOKING AT ME
CRAZIER THAN MY DISTANT POLISH RELATIVES DO
A few of my relatives were
curious why I don’t want
to go HERE all the time
Some of my former
coworkers couldn’t believe
I had never eaten HERE
In actuality I prefer to go
HERE some of the time

42. THE “COOL KIDS” FROM OUT OF TOWN THINK WE’RE
ALL ASSHOLES, BUT THEY’RE STREAMING JEREMIH
LIKE A MOFO

43. MY BALL PLAYER BUDDY TOLD ME TO FIND A NICE
SUBURBAN GIRL, DON’T MESS WITH NO CITY WIFE

45. Profitable Exchanges
BOL Advisory Group

46. OMG
this
is
my
song!!
No, it’s
everybody
who watches
106 & Park

47. Capitalism is alive and well in
the grimy streets of Boston

48. Back then they didn’t want me,
now I’m hot they all on me
Thank God Swishahouse didn’t require STEM degrees to get in because otherwise we
would have never been blessed with such a beautiful expression

49. Can I Hit It?

50. When in a rush to meet your girl, everything gets in the way

51. A little Angelina Jolie & Whiskey to set the vibe straight

52. Thank you Percy Miller for being there
when all my fake friends weren’t
Player
You a player if you got girls and
drinks in your house
True G
But you a m**********n’ true G if
you get the muffins, and she pays
for the alcohol
You understand what I’m sayin’?
You feel me?!!

54. Before I Had A
Chance To Ask
“Can I Hit It?”
She Came
First With
“Yes You Can”

56. I’m Like Master P,
She’s A Masterpiece

57. Chief Keef is not the first rap musician to be called
“autistic”, as Master P shares similar vocal attributes
Clearly rap is not music, I know

58. Someone once asked me if I was “autistic”
Yet still wanted my attention to make
themselves feel better, but had no
concept of how to request it in a
tactful manner
Yet still wanted my money to ease the
burden of renting a home in a high
income neighborhood, but had no
respect for the work required to
maintain it
Yet still wanted my counseling to turn
a newfound engagement into a long
flourishing marriage, but had no idea
of what it means to be ‘bout it’

59. How many times can you rhyme ‘bout it, bout it’ with
‘rowdy, rowdy’?
 Apparently a lot

60. Back when I was a freshman in high
school, our teacher asked us to make a
visual collage of our goals – The
centerpiece of my masterpiece was an
exotic woman named Mercedes
Foreshadowing?

61. So many tough guys think they are fly, but can’t even control their wandering eye
Like Taylor Swift explained in that one stylish song of hers

62. “
”
Xenophobes try to blame me for problems of their
own making. But I’m dreaming the same dreams
as them. The bourgeoisie lie to themselves by
wanting me to go away. Only God knows the
truth. In a short time, they will repent.
Jan Bak
Sincerely Yours,
America’s Nightmare

63. SHIFE STEREOTYPE
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64. YOU SAY IT’S ALL ABOUT MONEY?!
Tell me how come you haven’t paid me mine.

65. IN THIS WORLD WE LIVE TOGETHER,
BUT DIVIDED BY A RED LINE
o With all this bullsh*t taking place,
I find it hard to even enjoy the Cubs at Wrigley Field
o People I used to know told themselves they left places like rural
Michigan or suburban Texas because those places were bubbles,
then they end up in Chicago merely living in a different bubble

66. EVERYWHERE YOU GO,
YOU SEE HOPELESS DREAMERS
"RICH" NEIGHBORHOOD "POOR" NEIGHBORHOOD
Complacency
Depression
Delusion
Confusion
Angst
Anger
InsurersLoveToColorRedLines

67. I never sat
around hoping
for someone to
feel pity for me…
I went for mine
and people
started saying
my name
The Only Way

68. LAUGH NOW,
CRY LATER
 I once had a job where people jokingly called me Justin
Bieber for whatever reason – Now in 2016 it turns out
that was the greatest compliment I could have gotten
 Smart people kept telling me to get a job, but I’d rather
create a career – Considering that most employees hate
their jobs, what’s so great about having one
 My spouse used to say she loved me, but all we did was
f**k and fight – What kind of a life was that
 At some point, people had to realize employer provided
health coverage is more about saving the employer
money than it is about keeping employees healthy –
That’s probably not something folks in their 20s are
American Dreaming about
 Glitter and gleam isn’t all what it looks like, so think twice
the next time you see Trump Tower– How much will the
next president really change your life for the better?
The things
we praise
now will
embarrass
us later

69. I’M OUT OF POVERTY,
BUT SOMETIMES FEEL LIKE I’M STILL IN IT
I drove a new Benz off
the lot and in 22 months
put 46,000 miles on it
Still despite that, when I
choose to walk so I can stay fit,
even people from my own
town talk sideways about me:
“Must be a confused immigrant”

70. MEEK MILL SAID DREAMS WERE WORTH MORE THAN MONEY…
…HE REALLY WASN’T PLAYING
PRISONER
OF YOUR
MONEY

73. Hate
Suicidal
Thoughts
Destruction
Fiction
Pain & Frustration

74. JoyPeace