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Rajendra - The 'dude'
1. WANTED
Rajendra B N
(a.k.a. Tent Rajanna)
Charged by Bakar Society of B with crimes of breaking Hearts of multiple girls in IITM and B.
Hefty reward offered by dedicated boyfriends who’s girlfriends were subject to his magic!
2. Disclaimer:
None of the characters in this
presentation are named, yet they are
real. No character paid us to get a role
and totally deserve the space here
3. Mei seedha sadha faccha
hu
Akal ka mei kaccha hu
Sirf shakal se mei baccha
hu
Kis gadhe ne bola mei
luccha hu
4. The ‘Self proclaimed’ stud
• “I know better finance than many ‘fin studs’ over here”
• “I think that everybody thinks that I’m a stud”
• “Culcom doesn’t take ‘talented’ people who have done
everything in their undergrad”
5. ‚Mei ladkiyon k peeche nahi bhagtha hu,
ladkiyan mere peeche bhagti hai‛
• “They are just friends…
I don’t have a girl friend”
• “Jo mauka chod de…
who kaisa mard hai””
• “I know very few girls. Whomever I know are very
‘close’ to me”
6. Ishq wishq…
pyaar
wyaar…
• Chaar dino ka pyaar
oh rabba…
‘Lambi’ judaayi…
‘ Lambi’ judaayi…
7. I didn’t do anything on
exchange. I swear!
• “Nothing
happened at the
Gala”
• “I kept the French
beard because
‘she’ forced me to.
I know it looks
very good on me”
8. The ‘dude’ proclaims
“Nobody from IITM is close to me.
I visit her campus and she visits
mine just like that”
• “That girl in my
exchange pics is just a
‘friend’
• “I haven’t ‘properly’ hit
on any girl in IIMB”
9. The girl in me
The girl inside Rajendra
(visualized for descriptive purposes)
• “Please get me an ice cream”
• “You don’t give me a fair turn while playing TT.
I’m leaving” (runs away crying!)
10. The bankrupt
‘banker’
• “I don’t have currency. I
need your mobile to
make a call”
• “Lend me your card. I
need an Orange juice”
I was taught
the divine art
RG ka baap of RG by his
holiness Tent
Rajanna sir…
• “I’ll get a ‘D’ in this
course. Sure shot”
11. His ‘fans’ are endless…
• “That ‘don’ asked me to become
my CCS partner”
• “He… oops she is pestering me to
meet her so late in the night. I’m
getting scared”
12. Jab bhi koi ladki dekho, mera dil
dewaana bole… ole ole ole…
Come and ‘Repair my a##’ at 11:59:59 today…