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  • + guestdcf0e6 guestdcf0e6 8 months ago
    yes.... read with patience...zico...thanks to u for that....it ll take time bt il read all ur articles and blog...take care
  • + gsumdany gsumdany 11 months ago
    damn! Zico bhai im really really impressed!
  • + guest123ba4 guest123ba4 2 years ago
    Very interesting presentation :P mainly because you warned viewer it was going to be boring I guess :D

    -- Audity
  • + anita.eros Anita Erős 2 years ago
    I really liked your presentation although some parts weren’t clear for me. Maybe the reason is I don’t like mathematics. You really showed how make people bored. Thank you for it. I will use your tips! :D Anita
  • + tahiriqbal Tahir Iqbal 2 years ago
    hahaha...way too fucking boring. huh, i can’t believe i finally viewed all slides. good idea though, liked it :p
  • + satomy satomy 2 years ago
    Your presentation made me smile. Mathématiques Sans Frontières...
  • + charliez Carlos Z 2 years ago
    excellent boring stuff! hahahaha, you were right, an excellent presentation with very nice ideas, congrats!!
  • + hengsuay hengsuay 2 years ago
    Good idea. Thanks.
  • + guest2b41e9 guest2b41e9 2 years ago
    awesome! i’ve never laughed more at math that I didn’t understand :) - andrea
  • + AmitRanjan Amit Ranjan 2 years ago
    amazing stuff.... very intelligent, humorous

    love this...

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  1. V 4.0 AN EXCELLENT BORING PRESENTATION FOR 2 REASONS.
  2. AN EXCELLENT BORING PRESENTATION FOR 2 REASONS. I GUESS SO.
  3. BORING BECAUSE #1 too many equations. text. garbage.
  4. EXCELLENT BECAUSE storytelling.
  5. BORING BECAUSE #2 random blah blah. bad storytelling.
  6. GET READY to be bored.
  7. ISHTIAQUE ZICO / BANGLADESH
  8. RIGHT! THAT’S MY NAME ISHTIAQUE ZICO / BANGLADESH
  9. AND MY COUNTRY ISHTIAQUE ZICO / BANGLADESH
  10. MY BIO INDEPENDENT FILMMAKER WRITER. ALSO.
  11. I LOVE IDEAS, EXPERIMENT & LIMITATION twitter.com/iazico
  12. & ENJOY WORKING WITH RUPANTOR MICROCINEMA TEAM
  13. BUT ONCE I STUDIED MATHEMATICS UNDERGRAD. BORING.
  14. I HAD TO MAKE PRESENTATION WITH MATHEMATICS THAT’S WHY BORING
  15. AND THIS PRESENTATION DEALS SCATTERING THEORY ALSO SCARING
  16. SO LET’S EXPLORE INVERSE SCATTERING & SCATTERING BLAH BLAH YOU ARE WARNED.
  17. & WHAT IS SCATTERING deflection of subatomic particles
  18. & WHAT IS subatomic particles
  19. GOOGLE. PLEASE. [search] subatomic particles
  20. ALWAYS. I would do the same thing.
  21. SCATTERING. EXAMPLE. Wave scattering Sunlight scattered by rain drops
  22. SCATTERING. EXAMPLE. Particle scattering The motion of billiard balls
  23. SCATTERING. EXAMPLE. Particle scattering The motion of billiard balls
  24. SCATTERING. EXAMPLE. Particle scattering The motion of billiard balls
  25. TIPS #1 To make your presentation boring, never insert photo. like me.
  26. TIPS #1 To make your presentation boring, never insert photo. use clipart.
  27. Direct Scattering Problem Scatterer Spectrum
  28. AND TIPS #2 use symbol. jargon. whenever you can.
  29. Direct Scattering Problem Sturm-Liouville equation CONSIDER :  xx  (  u ( x))  0 Eigenvalue Potential Eigenfunction (t=0) INPUT : Potential OUTPUT : Spectrum
  30. Direct Scattering Problem Ha Ha Ha… CONSIDER : SOMETHING WAS HERE Eigen blah Blah Eigen blah (t=0) INPUT : blah OUTPUT : BLAH
  31. Direct Scattering Problem Ha Ha Ha… CONSIDER : blah BLAH Eigen blah Blah Eigen blah (t=0) INPUT : blah OUTPUT : BLAH
  32. Direct Scattering Problem Spectrum Types spectrum { , } discrete continuous  = negative  = positive  = blah blah  = again blah
  33. Direct Scattering Problem Graph : When Discrete 1 0.8 0.6 0.4 0.2 -6 -5 -4 -3 -2 -1 eigenfunction decays exponentially
  34. Direct Scattering Problem And when continuous u Transmitted Reflected Incident v
  35. HA HA HA… TIPS #3 use 1980s style graph!
  36. Direct Scattering Problem Example | Direc Delta* u ( x)  U 0 ( x) , x  0  ( x)    0, x  0 * distribution, not function.
  37. ENOUGH. Next.
  38. Inverse Scattering Problem Spectrum Scatterer
  39. Inverse Scattering Problem Just the inverse BLAH blah INPUT : Spectrum OUTPUT : Potential
  40. INPUT BECOMES OUTPUT. and vice versa.
  41. BORED? not yet? you will be.
  42. Inverse Scattering Problem Our Goal  xx  (  u )  0 k 2  xx  (k  u )  0 2
  43. Inverse Scattering Problem Our Boredom  The solution is assumed to be:    ( x; k )  e ikx   K ( x, z )e dz ikz x MAGIC  ˆ dK    e ikx  u  2    ( K xx  K zz  u ( x) K )e ikz dz  0  dx  x  
  44. Inverse Scattering Problem Sorry  From Cauchy’s theorem we get:   (  e ikx ˆ )e dz  0 ikz  MAGIC. AGAIN.   C    B 
  45. Inverse Scattering Problem One More  Input particle energy = variable  Impact parameter = constant BORED?  K ( x, z )  F ( x  z )   K ( x, z ) F ( y  z )dy  0 x
  46. Inverse Scattering Problem Almost Done Scattering U(x,0) S(0) Time KdV Inverse Scattering U(x,t) S(t)
  47. IN BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME STEPHEN HAWKING SAID,
  48. STEPHEN HAWKING SAID, every equation helps to lose the readers by half.
  49. SOMETHING LIKE THIS. every equation helps to lose the readers by half.
  50. HA HA HA… how many equations I have used here?
  51. OOPS. you there?
  52. HELLO. anybody?
  53. SORRY. forget everything I said.
  54. THE END of boredom.
  55. NOW BLAME ME OR GOOGLE ME OR
  56. rupantor.blogspot.com VISIT MY CINEMA TEAM BLOG.
  57. AND THANK ME FOR BORING YOU.
  58. ALSO THANK YOURSELF FOR YOUR PATIENCE.

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