Knock ‘em dead!<br />How to faint during the next choir concert<br />
How to faint at the next choir concert<br />Wear tight clothes.<br />
How to faint at the next choir concert<br />Avoid drinking water before the concert.<br />
How to faint at the next choir concert<br />Don’t eat anything the whole day.<br />
How to faint at the next choir concert<br />HIGH	<br />HEELS<br />
How to faint at the next choir concert<br />Locking your knees will diminish circulation – so do it!!”<br />
How to faint at the next choir concert<br />Ignore the warning signs!<br />
Seeing spots?<br />Tunnel vision?<br />G e t     r e a d y!<br />
How to faint at the next choir concert.<br />Feel dizzy?  Don’t sit down – you are almost there!<br />
Who is likely to faint at the next choir concert?<br />
Who is likely to faint at the next choir concert?<br />Men over 65<br />
Who is likely to faint at the next choir concert?<br />Any woman age 18-22.<br />Men over 65<br />
Who is likely to faint at the next choir concert?<br />Any woman in our choir!<br />Men over 65<br />
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How to faint at next choir concert

  1. 1. Knock ‘em dead!<br />How to faint during the next choir concert<br />
  2. 2. How to faint at the next choir concert<br />Wear tight clothes.<br />
  3. 3. How to faint at the next choir concert<br />Avoid drinking water before the concert.<br />
  4. 4. How to faint at the next choir concert<br />Don’t eat anything the whole day.<br />
  5. 5. How to faint at the next choir concert<br />HIGH <br />HEELS<br />
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  7. 7. How to faint at the next choir concert<br />Locking your knees will diminish circulation – so do it!!”<br />
  8. 8. How to faint at the next choir concert<br />Ignore the warning signs!<br />
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  11. 11. Seeing spots?<br />Tunnel vision?<br />G e t r e a d y!<br />
  12. 12. How to faint at the next choir concert.<br />Feel dizzy? Don’t sit down – you are almost there!<br />
  13. 13. Who is likely to faint at the next choir concert?<br />
  14. 14. Who is likely to faint at the next choir concert?<br />Men over 65<br />
  15. 15. Who is likely to faint at the next choir concert?<br />Any woman age 18-22.<br />Men over 65<br />
  16. 16. Who is likely to faint at the next choir concert?<br />Any woman in our choir!<br />Men over 65<br />

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