The document provides tips on how to faint at an upcoming choir concert, including wearing tight clothes, not drinking water or eating that day, wearing high heels, locking knees to reduce circulation, ignoring warning signs of fainting like dizziness or tunnel vision, and not sitting down even when feeling dizzy. It suggests that men over 65 and women aged 18-22 as well as any women in the choir are likely to faint.

1. Knock ‘em dead!How to faint during the next choir concert

2. How to faint at the next choir concertWear tight clothes.

3. How to faint at the next choir concertAvoid drinking water before the concert.

4. How to faint at the next choir concertDon’t eat anything the whole day.

5. How to faint at the next choir concertHIGH HEELS

7. How to faint at the next choir concertLocking your knees will diminish circulation – so do it!!”

8. How to faint at the next choir concertIgnore the warning signs!

11. Seeing spots?Tunnel vision?G e t r e a d y!

12. How to faint at the next choir concert.Feel dizzy? Don’t sit down – you are almost there!

13. Who is likely to faint at the next choir concert?

14. Who is likely to faint at the next choir concert?Men over 65

15. Who is likely to faint at the next choir concert?Any woman age 18-22.Men over 65

16. Who is likely to faint at the next choir concert?Any woman in our choir!Men over 65