Kevin is tied to a chair in an abandoned train station by three men - Felix, Austin, and Mullet - who are demanding money from him. Though Kevin tries to joke with his captors, he is repeatedly punched by Felix. Mullet also hits Kevin when encouraged, though apologizes as it hurts his hand. Felix threatens violence against Mullet for interrupting him and has Austin bring Mullet back. The screen then fades to black as Mullet punches Kevin again at Felix's urging.

1. (How Not To Be Gangster)
by
(Michael Holland)
(Based on, a true story)
Name (HeathPark productions)
Address:
(Heath Park
Prestwood Road
Wolverhampton, West Midlands
WV11 1RD)
Phone Number (01902) 556360

2. FADE IN:
INT. ABANDONED TRAIN STATION -NIGHT
Kevin is tied to a chair with a face down and guys in
suits surround him.
KEVIN
(laughter) All of this over a game
of darts?
FELIX
No! Not darts.
(Felix punches Kevin three times.) (Kevin groans in pain)
KEVIN
What do you want? ill give you
anything. Please just let me go!
AUSTIN
We cant let you go, and all we
want is money but how much do you
think your worth?
Kevin laughs and replies)
KEVIN
125 plus V.A.T ?
FELIX
You are generous to your self Kev,
i thought you would be worth £80
maximum.
(All men laugh)
(Felix ends Kevin's laughter with another punch to
the face)
KEVIN
You hit like my mother (Laughs)
FELIX
how bout i pay your mother a visit
and see if she thinks i hit like.
(Felix brushes is knuckles once more and Kevin braces.)
(Mullet punches Kevin)
MULLET
Sorry Kevin it looked fun when
Felix did it but it just hurt my
hand, Sorry.

3. .2
KEVIN
its ok you still hit harder than
your friend over there.SCENE INDEX
(Felix pushes the chair over and Kevin groans)
KEVIN
Is this the first time you have
abducted someone because your bad.
FELIX
No i have kidnapped loads of
people…
(Mullet buts in to the conversation)
MULLET
Yh, last week we napped us a Chuck
Norris (The milk man) because he
wasn't on time.
FELIX
Mullet you fucking idiot if you
ever interrupt me again ill tie
you to a chair.
(Mullet turns away and wonders off)(Felix tells Austin to
go and get him back)
(Felix picks Kevin up and brushes him off)
(Mullet comes back and looks at felix)
FELIX
ok,ok my bad i feel bad here punch
Kevin, trust me you will feel
better.
(Mullet punches Kevin and the screen goes black)
Fade out:
INT. ABANDONED TRAIN STATION -NIGHT 1.....................