Unblocking The Main Thread Solving ANRs and Frozen Frames
Rumplemeanskin
1. Rumplemeanskin
Once upon a time there was a girl named Franga. Franga was a girl Franga
was not pretty, she was ugly. Franga had a father that was rich but was very
crude. He would make Franga work all day nonstop at the mill. Every single
day when Franga woke up she felt like something had crawled up her spine
and her father was the devil. One day Franga woke up and found the news
paper on the ground and started reading it. She amazingly saw her name in
the paper it said Franga can mill gold! She went to her father and said
Father why is my name in the news paper? Father said “why should you
know”? I don’t know I am just curious? “Fine, he said. “ I wanted to be
famous because a rich
Man must be famous”. That’s what my father thought anyway. Then when
Franga was just about to argue back this guy came in an old pair of shoes
His shirt half ripped off him and said, are you that girl that can mill gold?
The father said, “Yes she is”, before she could say anything.
The old short guy with a wrinkly face said I will buy her from you.
“For what”? Father said. The old guy came up to him and said gold.
Franga’s father said “yes”! “Right away”! So the poor person took her with
him and when she got in to his house with him he shoved her into a room
and said “make me gold by tomorrow”! Or else “I will kill you”. “No, don’t
please don’t”. Silenced came for about 10 seconds then said “make it”!!!
And then he slammed the rusty old door shut. She tried screaming. But it
didn’t
Work. No one came then all the sudden, someone popped out of no where
well she was weeping. And said “what’s the matter”? “I’m going to die
now”! I need to make gold by tomorrow. “I’ll help you if you give me that
golden watch that necklace and your shoes”. So she did. Then he made three
beautiful chunks of gold. Later that next day the poor person walked in and
said, “yippy yippy”! Then said, “Make me ten more”! And slammed the
rusty door. Then the little guy appeared again and said “give me your
bracelet” So she did. Then just as the little guy was making gold the poor
person walked in and said “I must kill you now”! But then he had a second
thought. “You make me gold” he said to the little guy.
The little person said nope only if you can guess my name. “so he guessed”
Theodor”? “Nope” “sally”? “No”! “Frances”? “Nope”. He kept on guessing
until he ran out of names to say. So the little guy left. The poor person
2. Said”, I won’t kill you “I’ll just keep you here forever”! Franga said “please
don’t” but it was to late . She was in there trapped all alone forever.
She tried to twist the doorknob it opened! The dummy forgot to lock it! So
she ran of living happily ever after.