1. Beauty and the Liar
Once upon a time...don’t they always say that in fairytales?
Well my name is Sharpay and I look at myself in the gold
mirror all shimmery summer long with my 14K diamond
jewel.
Everyone is jealous of my paparazzi and my extravagant
life style. Wha ha ha. I need to get some Pink perfume
bottles before I leave to the beautiful Paris, France. I don’t
want to smell poor. I also don’t want to walk and ruin my
French pedicures.
I stepped outside my antique French door. It started
pouring rain, and lightning strikes. Wow, I am the luckiest
girl in the kingdom! But I am for sure the richest.
Then I went into my silky jet black carriage. “The rode’s
are rough me lady,” shouted the carriage man against the
icy hail. No! Watch out there is a baby deer...the carriage
tumbled on its side.
“Me horse has runn’n off! Who knows where the horses
are now,” shouted the carriage man. The next couple of
hours later. The dumbo carriage man had just left me on my
side of my Coach jacket, and my Chanel high heels. I dozed
off for a while, and a marshmallow coated white horse it
made my pale eyes hurt, and glaze, the horse came to me.
I started to wake up when the three horses started to
slobber all over my make up. “Me lady are you ok tis looks
bad?” Arrived the Prince Dino. Me…bad…huh…no I am ok
THANK YOU!
After a couple seconds later I recognized that was the
Dino the Prince. Oh, um I am sorry. “Its fine, how bout’ I
bring you to my warm carriage, and get you some steaming
Pea Tea at me castle? Warmly said the prince. I was going
to blurt out no, but since he is a prince I could maybe one
day be a princess, and live Happily Ever After like in
fairytales.
“How’s the steaming Pea Tea me lady?” asked the prince.
My name is Sharpay and it’s too cold for me! I should go

2. back to my castle too. “You have a castle mi lady?”
surprised asked the Prince Dino.
Yes indeed. My babies are missing me ta ta. “You are
married?” surprised asked the prince. Uh, no…my babies
meaning my jewels. Speaking of jewels where’s my diamond
14K ring at?
I looked out the rear of the modern window. Your nutty
horse is chewing on my jewel! I pushed the prince over to
get my diamond jewel. I tried to open up the disgusting
mouth of the horse.
“You’re never going to get it!” said the 1st horse. “Yummy
yum yum,” said the 2nd horse. “Yummy in thee big tummy!”
laughing said the 3rd horse.
“Me lady…excuse me…Sharpay are you ok?” Asked the
prince. Your horse just ate my diamond jewel! How dare you
have a mutt horse like that lying around!
“How bout’ you spend the night I have plenty of guest
rooms.” “Sharpay?” quietly asked the prince. I accidentally
dozed off so Dino carried me into an empty creepy guest
room there was a comfortable queen bed I practically sunk
in it.
“Goodnight Sharpay,” whispered Dino. The next glamorous
morning I had awoken by the beaming bright sun. Dino was
on his left knee infront of the guest bed where I was
sleeping. Why are you proposing to me? “Sharpay will you
marry me?” sweetly asked Prince Dino.
This is quick and weird I mumbled under my breath. Ok,
only under one condition. “Yes me love.” If you get rid of
your three talking dumb, stupid, horses that chew on jewels.
“Dino what are you doing? Don’t marry her!” shouted the
first horse. “She’s using you!” quietly said the 2nd shy horse.
“Aye, I don’t care mate.” Normally said the third horse.
Dino and I quickly got married. There are paparazzi
everywhere just what I wanted! “I pronounce you husband
and wife,” said the vale.

3. The wedding was held at 10:00 at night. It was black as a
black cat outside, and the prince and I wanted to take a
peaceful walk. “What time is it Sharpay?” asked the prince.
Its 10:43. “NO!” shouted Dino. What’s wrong? I nervously
asked.
“Chi…Chi…Chihuahua …”Wow, this is awkward. Why are
you you you a Chihuahua? I said. “Sorry, me lady I got to
go.”
Dino skipped away.
I tried running after him, but he’s so abnormally small I
have no idea where he went. I just had to tell WizTv
Channel. Because this is like breaking news for Dino Prince
to turn into a Chihuahua. This is like magic, plus my
husband is missing.
I told them of what had happened that night. They thought I
was crazy! I am telling you the truth. “I beg your pardon me
lady.” Smartly announced the Prince Dino.
When I was talking to WizTv. “Told ya she is crazy!” the
camera man screamed on
the top of his lungs. “Bring her to jail.” Said the camera
man.
What? It really did happen! I exclaimed. Didn’t it Dino?
“Nope,” said Dino. They were dragging me out by my swore
feet.
How could you Dino. Dino winked his eye and said, “Got
cha.” You set me up! “Yep, after your rudeness tone I
thought what the heck, she’s crazy with her life style, and
personally rude.” Laughing said Prince Dino.
No! Dino… I will get you one day! I said. “Oh and honey
haha the ring for the wedding that I gave u was yours that
the horses was chewing on,” laughing on the floor said
Prince Dino.
This is for sure not a Happily Ever After!

4. The End.