The document provides vague and random tips for increasing sales such as getting rid of paper, finding a business team with at least one orange person, and obtaining hands, dollar bills, pencils, tape dispensers, phones, printers, and private jets. It emphasizes the importance of image and trust but does not provide clear or actionable advice for actually improving sales. Overall, the tips seem nonsensical and the document does not appear to be a useful guide for increasing business sales.

1. What to do
when sales are down.
By: Mr.Wolfdog

2. Before we get started:
• Get rid of all of
your paper.
• Trust me, please.

3. • Now you have
more place for
new money you’re
going to get.
• See? Trust.

4. Hunger
• How hungry
are you for
business
sales?
• Could you eat
this horse?
• I could. And
did.

5. The Dollar Bill
• This is called a dollar.
• Get a lot of these, and talk about them to your
meeting!

6. Business Team
• Find a team, a business team.
• Make sure at least one person is orange.

7. Pencils
• These are pencils.
• You need hundreds of them.
• Learn how to hold them

8. Hands

 Hidden
Sales!!!
• Hands make business sales go up.
• Get yourself some hands.
• Never turn this hand upside down.

9. To make business sales
go up, these next 4
things are a must in
every business making
office:

10. Executive Tape Dispenser

11. Executive Mobile Telephone
device

12. Executive Barcode Business
Printer

13. Executive Elks

14. Business Travel
Successful sales are 83.5% image.
Never leave your jet without
Another jet waiting.

15. Say the word ‘sucesfull’
in a business like way
10 times.