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Mat Morrison
@mediaczar

Misanthropic Social Media strategy chap at Starcom
MediaVest Group London. Amateur data sleuth. Substitute
Teacher, Defence Against the Dark Arts


London · blog.magicbeanlab.com
THIS IS ME
@MEDIACZAR
17,450

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Evil Mat Morrison
@evilczar

Gollum to @mediaczar's Smeagol. Social media #uberninja
and passionate coach. Secret millionaire philanthropist.
Hates hobbitses.

London · mczar.me/evilczar
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@EVILCZAR
(ALSO ME)
“IT’SNOTA
POPULARITY
CONTEST”
WELL, SOMETIMES IT IS.
I PAID £5 TO PROMOTE
EVILCZAR PAID $5 TO
CHEAT
HE’S
REALLY
EVIL
BACK WHEN FANS WERE REAL
(WE MOSTLY SENT THEM CEASE &
DESIST LETTERS FOR IP
INFRINGEMENT
REAL GEOCITIES FAN PAGE c1999
HISTORICAL CONTEXT
BRANDPAGES:ABRIEFHISTORYBRANDPAGES:ABRIEFHISTORY
2008 2009 2010 2011
FACEBOOKPAGES
November2007
INSIGHTSUPDATE
May2009
INSIGHTSUPDATE
June2010
INSIGHTSUPDATE
November2011
HISTORICAL CONTEXT
Data: Facebook/Social Bakers 2013-05-15
2. ENGAGE FANS
3. CONVERT
1. RECRUIT FANS
THE STANDARD
CONCEPTUAL MODEL
OF SOCIAL MEDIA ROI
IF IT LOOKS
LIKE A DUCK
AND QUACKS
LIKE A DUCK…
CRM IN SOCIAL CHANNELS IS
JUST… CRM
LIST MARKETING IN SOCIAL
CHANNELS IS JUST… LIST
MARKETING
DIRECT MAIL IS… WELL, YOU GET
THE PICTURE
DO WE
ENCOURAGE BAD
BEHAVIOUR?
COMPETITION INCENTIVES FAN GATING FAKE FANS
EXTINCTION EVENT
SIMULTANEOUS UNLIKE
SPIKES ACROSS
MULTIPLE PAGES.
WE SUSPECT FACEBOOK
HAS BEEN REMOVING
COMPERS’ SECOND
ACCOUNTS.
THINGS REAL
PEOPLE NEVER DO
BRANDS ARE
NOT AS
IMPORTANT
AS THE REAL
PEOPLE IN
OUR LIVES RUSSELL DAVIES, SENSIBLE CHAP.
HACKING THE MONKEY BRAIN
IF YOU CAN GET PEOPLE WHO
ARE SIMILAR TO THE PERSON
YOU'RE TRYING TO PERSUADE
TO SPEAK ON YOUR BEHALF, IT'S
A LOT EASIER FOR YOU THAN IF
YOU HAVE TO TRY TO HAMMER
YOUR MESSAGE ONE MORE
TIME INTO A RETICENT MIND.ROBERT CIALDINI, ARIZONA STATE
THE HOMOPHILY PRINCIPLE
WE UNCONSCIOUSLY SEEK OUT PEOPLE WHO
SHARE OUR VIEWS AND VALUES
What aN
OUTSTANDINGLY
NICE chap!
FOLLOWERS
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TARGET: 25-44 WOMEN
187k
REACH: 25-44 WOMEN IN 1st DEGREE
7.14m187k
REACH: 25-44 WOMEN IN 1st DEGREE
7.14m187k
THE MONKEY BRAINWE CANNOT ESCAPE
FACT:
@MEDIACZAR SHARES
93% OF HIS GENES
WITH THIS MONKEY
SOURCE MESSAGE CHANNEL RECEIVER
BRAND “SOCIAL" FAN
FAN BRAND FRIEND
BRAND FAN FRIEND
SOCIALCRM
A NEW VISION OF SOCIAL OBJECTIVES*
PAID
EARNED
FAN
VIRAL
PAID
EARNED
FAN
VIRAL
TO
*WHICH IS STILL SURPRISINGLY LIKE THE OLD ONE BEFORE IT ALL STARTED GETTING OUT OF HAND
1 2
SHARES PER VIEW
CLICKS PER SHARE
VIRAL REACH
SHARE OF BUZZCUSTOMER SERVICE
QUERY RESOLUTION
RATE FAN COUNT
ENGAGEMENT RATE
POP QUIZ: WHICH ARE REAL SOCIAL METRICS?
SHARES PER VIEW
CLICKS PER SHARE
VIRAL REACH
SHARE OF BUZZCUSTOMER SERVICE
QUERY RESOLUTION
RATE FAN COUNT
ENGAGEMENT RATE
POP QUIZ: WHICH ARE REAL SOCIAL METRICS?

Why your fan count doesn't matter.