green is BAD

1. why green is a
horrendous color
by jadine Wannamaker
aka jdizzle

2. bullshit scientists say about the color
green
 they say green is the color of balance and harmony
 green is also the color of growth, the color of spring, of renewal and rebirth,
scientists say
 “emotionally positive color”
 “promotes love of nature”
 “soothes the mind”
 “helps alleviate depression, nervousness, and anxiety”

3. well that’s all
WRONG

4. green isn’t even a primary color. that
shows how irrelevant that is
theres that fuckery of a color

5. people say green is a lucky color bc “luck of
the irish” well they’re WRONG
 the irish are all gingers and gingers steal souls so therefore green is an evil
color

6. the phrase “green with envy” just
proves how bad green is

7. cacti r green and they hurt ur hand!!
ouchie

8. alligators r green and they kill people

9. the only non mean thing is yoda so hes
excuse from this bashing of green
((ur welcum rolan))

10. also green is bad bc illuminati!1!!!1
don’t believe me? well buckle ur lil
seatbelt bc ur about to go on an
educational rollercoaster u lil cunt

11. $$$$ is green(ish)
wow wht is that

12. tht is mike wazowski!!
=

13. mike wazowski only has one eye
u kno what else only has 1 eye???

14. thts right!!
the eye of providence
which is on the back of the dollar bill!!!!

16. kermit the froge is green
he is a muppet

17. theyre in the shape of a pyramid!!

18. Illuminati
confirmed!1!!

19. so now that I told u why green is a bad
color I hope u all see how mean green is