This document lists 12 reasons why the football pool is not over, focusing on the poor performances of Ralph's teams and injuries to key players. It notes that no one has been mathematically eliminated yet, including Frank, and that Ralph's teams that are on the verge of resting starters or quarterbacked by unproven players. While Dr. Dogmatic hasn't officially declared the pool over, the document suggests most people believe he thinks it is.

1. Top 10 Reasons Why this
year’s Football Pool is
NOT over
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2. 10. No one has been
mathematically eliminated…
not even Frank
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3. 9. Ralph has the Colts
(chosen of his own
free will)
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4. 8. Ralph also has the
Redskins (he’d like to blame it
on Kristen but she warned
him NOT to take them)
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5. 7. Houston’s Andre Johnson
is hurt… again!
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6. 6. If history tells us
anything, it’s that Ralph’s
teams ALWAYS fade
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7. 5. Ralph’s winning teams
are on the verge of resting
their starters
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8. 4. Dennis Howard told Frank
the 49ers are “terrible.” I
guess we should expect them
to collapse any day now.
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9. 3. Ralph has teams
quarterbacked by Rex
Grossman, T. J. Yates, Alex
Smith, and Dan Orlovsky
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10. 2. It’s Ralph for God’s sake…
he BELONGS in second place
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11. And the Number One reason
why this year’s Football Pool
is NOT over is:
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12. 1. Dr. Dogmatic has
declared that it’s over
O.K…. Full Disclosure:
Godbey didn’t actually say that it’s over but we all know
he’s THINKING it’s over
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