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  News that travels at
   the speed of sound.
YRANOITCID



     l The only place
      where divorce comes
      before marriage.
EGELLOC



   lA  place where some
    pursue learning and
    others learn
    pursuing.
YSATSCE




  lA  feeling when you feel
   you are going to feel a
   feeling you have never felt
   before
OFFICE

   lA  place where you
    can relax after your
    strenuous home life.
YAWN

  l The only time some
   married men ever
   get to open their
   mouth.
ETC….

lA  sign to make others
 believe that you know more
 than you actually do.
COMMITTEE

        Individuals who can do
    l
        nothing individually and sit
        to decide that nothing can
        be done together.
CLASSIC

   lA  book which
    people praise, but
    do not read.
MARRIAGE

        It's an agreement in which a
    l
        man loses his bachelor degree and
        woman gains her master's.
WORRY

  l Interest paid on
    trouble before it
    falls due.
EXPERIENCE

     l The name men give
      to their mistakes.
TEARS

  l The hydr ­aulic force
   by which masc­uline
   power is defeated by
   feminine power.
ATOM BOMB

    l An  invention to end
     all inventions.
PHILOSOPHER

    lA  fool who torments
     himself during life, to be
     spoken of when dead.
DIPLOMAT

      A person who tells you to
  l
      go to hell in such a way
      that you actually look
      forward to the trip.
OPTIMIST

    lA  person who starts
     taking bath if he
     accidentally falls
     into a river.
PESSIMIST

        A person who says that O is the
    l

        last letter in ZERO, instead of
        the first letter in word
        OPPORTUNITY
MISER

  lA  person who lives
   poor so that he can
   die rich
FATHER

   lA  banker provided
    by nature.
CRIMINAL

    lA  guy no different
     from the
     rest...except that he
     got caught.
BOSS

 l Someone who is early
  when you are late and
  late when you are early.
POLITICIAN

     l One who shakes your
      hand before elections
      and your confidence
      after.
DOCTOR

        A person who kills
   l

       your ills by pills,
       and kills you with
       his bills.
S/W ENGINEER

      l Who is paid for
       reading this .

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Thoughts

  • 1. Rumor News that travels at the speed of sound.
  • 2. YRANOITCID l The only place where divorce comes before marriage.
  • 3. EGELLOC lA place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
  • 4. YSATSCE lA feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before
  • 5. OFFICE lA place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
  • 6. YAWN l The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
  • 7. ETC…. lA sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
  • 8. COMMITTEE Individuals who can do l nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
  • 9. CLASSIC lA book which people praise, but do not read.
  • 10. MARRIAGE It's an agreement in which a l man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master's.
  • 11. WORRY l Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.
  • 12. EXPERIENCE l The name men give to their mistakes.
  • 13. TEARS l The hydr ­aulic force by which masc­uline power is defeated by feminine power.
  • 14. ATOM BOMB l An invention to end all inventions.
  • 15. PHILOSOPHER lA fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
  • 16. DIPLOMAT A person who tells you to l go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
  • 17. OPTIMIST lA person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
  • 18. PESSIMIST A person who says that O is the l last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY
  • 19. MISER lA person who lives poor so that he can die rich
  • 20. FATHER lA banker provided by nature.
  • 21. CRIMINAL lA guy no different from the rest...except that he got caught.
  • 22. BOSS l Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
  • 23. POLITICIAN l One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
  • 24. DOCTOR A person who kills l your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
  • 25. S/W ENGINEER l Who is paid for reading this .