Nice one.

1. Rumor
News that travels at
the speed of sound.

2. DICTIONARY
q The only place
where divorce comes
before marriage.

3. COLLEGE
qA place where some
pursue learning and
others learn
pursuing.

4. ECSTASY
qA feeling when you
feel you are going to
feel a feeling you have
never felt before

5. OFFICE
qA place where you
can relax after your
strenuous home life.

6. YAWN
q The only time some
married men ever
get to open their
mouth.

7. ETC….
qA sign to make others
believe that you know
more than you
actually do.

8. COMMITTEE
q Individuals who can do
nothing individually and
sit to decide that
nothing can be done
together.

9. CLASSIC
qA book which people
praise, but do not
read.

10. MARRIAGE
q It'san agreement in
which a man loses his
bachelor degree and
woman gains her
master's.

11. WORRY
q Interest paid on
trouble before it
falls due.

12. EXPERIENCE
q The name men give
to their mistakes.

13. TEARS
q The hydraulic force by
which masculine power is
defeated by feminine
power.

14. ATOM BOMB
q An invention to end
all inventions.

15. PHILOSOPHER
qA fool who torments
himself during life, to
be spoken of when
dead.

16. DIPLOMAT
qA person who tells you to
go to hell in such a way
that you actually look
forward to the trip.

17. OPTIMIST
qA person who starts
taking bath if he
accidentally falls
into a river.

18. PESSIMIST
qA person who says that O
is the last letter in
ZERO, instead of the
first letter in word
OPPORTUNITY

19. MISER
qA person who lives
poor so that he can
die rich

20. FATHER
qA banker provided
by nature.

21. CRIMINAL
qA guy no different
from the
rest...except that he
got caught.

22. BOSS
q Someone who is
early when you are
late and late when
you are early.

23. POLITICIAN
q One who shakes your
hand before elections
and your confidence
after.

24. DOCTOR
q A person who kills
your ills by pills,
and kills you with
his bills.

25. S/W ENGINEER
q Who is paid for
reading this .