2. Welcome back, everyone. This is the second installment of the Generation One chapters. If you donât know who the people in this picture are, why donât you read the Introduction and first chapter. That should get you up to speed. âAlright, Robin. Letâs try this again. If you multiply a number by two, you areâŚ?â âMaking it bigger?â âYeahâŚbut I was looking for the word âdoublingâ.â âOh. Whatever.â Robin, you are going to flunk the second grade. I swearâŚ
3. Is there an opening in the gamer career track? âYes, actually. Iâm going to be a Noob.â I wish I was getting paid to play video games. Iâd be rich if that were the case.
4. Alright, try and get promoted! Do your best, Feebs. âThanks, Jared! Iâll be home at six.â Shoutout to the skunk hanging around back there.
5. âI donât want to study, Jared. This is boringâŚâ Yeah? So is your face. ââŚâ Just for a few more minutes, okay? Then you can do whatever you like. âNah, Iâm gonna go mess with Lyra.â UghâŚplease donât.
6. Robin! What did you do to her!? âNothing! I swear. I just came in here and stuck my tongue out at her and she started crying. What a baby.â Robin, she is a baby. You probably scared the living daylights out of her. âIt was just a silly face!â Your face is already silly⌠âWhat was that?â Nothing⌠Man, sheâs creepy looking. Her hair makes her look like the ghost from the Grudge.
7. A short time later⌠âLyra, do you know how your bunny can talk and move by itself?â âHow, Robby?â âDonât call me thatâahem. Itâs haunted! The ghost of a social bunny was condemned by Grim himself to forever make animal noises and be tortured by children!â Iâm pretty sure Lyra only understood only two words you just said. Stop watching those Ghost shows, idiot. I have poor decorating skillsâŚthe floor is the exact same color as the wall ď
8. âHi, Mommy!â âHey, honey. Did you help daddy out with Lyra?â NO. âYes, I did!â Iris, sheâs lying. Your youngest daughter is going to have nightmares now because she believes her bunny is haunted. âOh, please, Jared. Robin doesnât know any ghost storiesâŚâ Iris, have you ever seen the movie The Bad Seed? Seriously, I wouldnât be surprised if Robin killed a person by the time sheâs a young adult.
9. (We donât eat regular meals around here) âPhoebe, were you serious when you said I probably wonât win the inheritance?â âYep.â âButâŚsome people actually like me!â âRobin, you have one friend.â âYou only have one friend too, that stupid Ocean kid.â âOcean is not stupid. Heâs smarter than you could ever attempt to be.â Burninate.
10. âSeriously, Robin, youâre going to have to show some initiative if you want people to vote for you.â âWhatever, Phoebe! I AM going to win.â âOkay, Robin.â Fact: Robin doesnât know what the word initiative means. Opinion: Robin is a âpsycho killer, quâest-ce que câestâ Random statement: I remember why I picked that hairstyle for RobinâŚit hides her stupid evil face! Man, Iâm gonna be pissed if sheâs gorgeous when sheâs a teenâŚ.
11. ⌠I donât even trust her in her sleep. Alright, this isnât the Robin show, letâs go check out something more interesting.
12. Hey, look, itâs Ocean Shahan in teenager form. I wonder why I put so much effort into making him a teenager⌠âHey, Phoebe! I havenât talked to you in a while!â âUhâŚh-hi, Ocean. What are you doing here?â âWell, I just figured I hadnât seen you in a while, so I thought Iâd stop by.â âOh..â Phoebeâs shy :D
13. âActually, thereâs this new monster movie out. Itâs about this werewolf, and heâs all âRAWR!!â and the girl heâs in love with is like âAHH!â. Itâs pretty cool. UmâŚI was wondering ifâŚmaybeâŚyou knowâŚyouâd like toâŚâ Man this guy is worse than me⌠âYou want me to go see it with you?â âYeah, thatâs right!â
14. âSure, Iâd like to go with you. So who else is going?â *palms face* âActually, I was kind of asking you out on a dateâŚâ âOhâŚhehâŚa date?â To break this moment of awkwardness, Iâm going to shout obnoxiously. HI IRIS AND LYRA!!!!
15. âPhoebe, I really like you as more than a friendâŚâ âI like you too, Ocean.â Obviously she can see past the fact that he wears socks with sandals. What is he, my Grandpa? And whatâs with the leather jacket? What is he, like nerdy mommaâs boy rebellious? Is that even possible? Well, thatâs what Phoebe likes. Sheâs two-bolting it with him.
16. Look at you, Phoebe! Getting all bold, and such. But for some reason, I want to kick Oceanâs ass right now. Phoebeâs like the sister I never had ď
17. âI have to go, Phoebe. Iâll call you tonight?â âYeah, sounds good.â Doesnât she look happy? I think she looks ecstatic! Then, of course the one person that senses happiness has to come and ruin it. Who would that be, you ask?
18. Robin the Terrible. âOoooh, Phoebe! You kissed a boy!â âRobin, were you spying on me!?â âNo, I just happened to be at the window for an extended period of time, looking in your direction.â Such a bratâŚ
19. âIâm telling Daddy that you kissed a boy!â âRobin, youâre just jealous.â âWhy would I be jealous?â âBecause you know that when youâre my age, it would have to be an APOC ALYPSE for someone to kiss you. But, maybe Iâm wrong. Maybe youâll find some desperate guy who has no sense and will lower his standards to be with you.â Ouch. That was harshâŚand I donât even like Robin.
20. âPhoebe, that was so mean!â âSee how it feels? Maybe you should stop being so mean to others.â âYouâll regret your words!â Phoebe, you remember that you share a room with the devil, right?
21. âSo, whoâs this River kid?â âDaddy, his name is Ocean.â *ignores* âWho is he?â âHeâs a boyâŚin my class.â Joe, you are so inattentive. Sheâs been friends with the kid since she was a child.
22. âMaybe one night he can come over for dinner. See what this kid is about.â âFine, Daddy.â They act so much alikeâŚitâs creepy.
23. Robin: âSo whenâs Phoebeâs boyfriend coming over?â Joe: âWhenever Phoebe asks him.â Robin: âI say we put him through various tests and background check him!â Phoebe: âYouâre going to have to go through various tests and background checks in order to get a job.â Lyra: âHahahaha!â Lyra doesnât know whatâs going on. I just felt she should be included.
24. Robin: âWellâŚ.you smell like rotten lunch meat!â Phoebe: âAnd youâre a cheesehead!â âYouâre hairâs frizzy!â âAt least mine isnât sloppy and messy like yours!â Joe: âAlright, thatâs enough. Nobody smells like lunch meat or has a cheesy head. And nobody has frizzy or sloppy hair. Eat your dinner.â (Iris ate lunch meat sandwiches with Phoebe, and mac and cheese with Robin. She just puked a lot with LyraâŚ.ew, imagine the insultsâŚ)
25. âGoodnight, LyraâŚmake sure the ghost of the bunny doesnât pull your pigtails as you sleep!â Robin! Stop scaring Lyra! Jeeze, go to bed already.
26. Next day! How are the grades looking, Robin? âB minus.â Itâs better than a C. âBut itâs not an A plus. Iâm never going to be as smart as Phoebe.â Got that right.
27. Oh, hey, Iris does exist! âOkay, Robin, youâre going to have to bring your grades up. And stop yelling out in classâŚand being mean towards your classmates.â âBut momââ âNo, Robin. No buts. Thereâs no excuse for you to be so belligerent towards your teacher and classmates.â âTheyâre all ass faces!â O__o Excuse me for a secondâŚ. *goes outside to die of laughter*
28. âExcuse me? Robin, what did you just say?â ââŚâ âRobin, we do NOT talk like that. EVER. You understand me? Whereâd you even hear that? Because Phoebe doesnât talk like that and neither does your father, or me.â Iâm sorry, Iris, are you really that shocked? Your daughter is bffâs with the DEVIL.
29. âIâm sorry.â âRobin, I know youâre outgoing and you prefer to talk instead of listen, but the teacher is there to help you learn. Therefore you listen to her.â âYes, Mommy.â âAnd I donât want any more bad words coming from your mouth. You understand?â âYes.â In one ear, and out the other. Just wait until she becomes a teenager.
30. âI know you can be good, Robin. You just have to try.â No. She literally has NO chance of being a good person. Ever. âJared, youâre not helping here.â I know that. :D
31. Alright! Look at the houseâs first Overachiever! âThanks, Jared.â I donât understand the Gamer career at all, but hey, if thatâs what you want to doâŚso be it.
33. Interesting that she grew up in BLUE pajamas. Iâm about to prove to all of you that the Powerpuff Girls thing was fated to happen. *FLASHBACK!*
34. Phoebe is the equivalent to Blossom. Blossomâs color? PINK. Lyra is the equivalent to Bubbles. Bubblesâ color? BLUE. Robin is the equivalent to Buttercup. Buttercupâs color? GREEN. MY GAME IS FREAKY LIKE THAT. AlrightâŚIâm scaring myself for no reason. Now I feel like someoneâs standing behind me. D:
35. See what I told you about Robin trying to kill people? Youâre probably thinking, âTheyâre just having a pillow fight. Thatâs what girls do for fun because they donât play-fight like guys do.â WRONG. Stop thinking like that!
36. THIS is the face of a killer. Look at the bloodlust in her eyes! Sheâs wicked! Okay, so maybe Iâm over exaggerating how crazy Robin is. But she really isnât that nice.
37. Phoebe finally got her own room. Itâs bittersweet, really⌠Because while Phoebe is safe from Robin murdering her in her sleep, Lyra is now in danger. âJared, Robinâs not that evilâŚâ I knowâŚbut until she proves to me that sheâs a good person, I will forever think her to be an evil child. And evil children frighten me. Like that one girl from the movie OrphanâŚ.or Veda from Mildred Pierce.
38. First day of school for Lyra! âHehe, yeah!â AWWWWWWW!! She giggled and then she answered in the affirmative! Isnât she the cutest little thing ever? (But Phoebe and the Penguin are still my favoritesâŚ)
39. âSo Phoebe, what college are you thinking of applying to? I hear La Fiesta Tech is a pretty fun college!â (Hence itâs name.) âMom, Iâm not really into the wholeâŚâparty school, letâs get wastedâ type of thing.â As a respectable person such as yourself should be. âWell, you donât have to give in to thatâŚâ
40. âI was actually considering Sim StateâŚâ âSim Stateâs good! Yeah, go Llamas!â Iris, when did you become a lame mother? Your hairstyle and clothes are too cool for you to be acting like thisâŚ
41. âWhat about that vaguely French college?â âThe really expensive one? I donât knowâŚâ âSweetie, you have scholarships. I think you should apply at Acedemie Le Tour.â
42. âYeah, but wherever I go, Robin and Lyra have to go. That should be funnyâŚRobin at Acedemie Le Tour.â âIâm sure she would adjust. Besides, she would have her big sister looking out for her. And you never knowâŚRobin just might straighten out by then. She just has middle-child angst or something. You get attention because youâre so smart, and Lyra is so cuteâŚnot saying Robin isnât cute. Robinâs just not asâŚdelicate as you and Lyra are.â âHa, you can say that againâŚâ
44. âI DID IT!â You learned how to copy off of your neighbor? âNO! I got an A all by myself!â Took you long enough⌠Iris: *muffled* âThatâs good!â Thereâs a 33% chance she means the cookies sheâs eating.
45. âMy teacher gave me a CâŚâ*cries* Awwww! Lyra, donât cry! Itâs okay. Big Brother Jared will help you get caught up in school! Donât worry. Youâll be an A plus student in no time! âYou promise?â I SWEAR ON MY LIFE!! Youâre such a cute child! I want to give you cookies and stickers and a kitten! Never grow up you adorable little person! *Jared has clearly lost his mindâŚthat Mall Santa is to blame for not giving him a baby sister when he was six*
46. âI am such a lucky man to be married to you, Iris.â âAnd to think I hated your gutsâŚâ âIâm sure you still do. But even if you didâŚit wouldnât matter. As long as you show some feeling towards me.â âThen I hate you with all my heart.â *winks* âAnd I canât stand to look at your faceâŚâ Then they made outâŚâŚIâm working on writing romance, okay? Iâm working on it! By generation five, I should be a pro at it!
47. âHand over the secret, or Iâll shoot those ducks right off your pajamas, you stupid Powerpuff Girl!â âI will never tell you, Mojo Jojo!â âTellllll meee!â âNo, youâre a bad little monkey Mojo!â âTell me the secret, Bubbles! For I am Mooooo-Jo Jojo! And if you do not tell me the secret, the secret that I, Mojo Jojo, does not know, I, Mojo Jojo, will have to harm you, who has the secret that I, Mojo Jojo, want from you, a Powerpuff Girl!â Remember how Mojo Jojo rambled on and on for no reason? Seriously look up any Mojo Jojo rantâŚyouâll see how redundant and repetitive he is.
48. They all started hanging out in the morning before school autonomously. Lyra initiated it with RobinâŚand then Phoebe joined in. They were talking about kissingâŚIâm sure Phoebe started that up. Phoebe:âOcean is taking me on a date soon. I bet heâll kiss me againâŚâ Lyra: âI canât wait to date. It sounds so romantic!â Robin:âMore like romant-ICK! Bleh!â Hey, I randomly agree with Robin on this one.
49. Later on after school for Phoebe⌠âOrlando, Iâd love to help you with tonightâs history homework, but I simply canât. Iâve got work in an hour andâŚ.well, Iâm kind of starving.â âOh. Okay. WellâŚthatâs cool, I guess. SoâŚyou and that Ocean kid are just casual right?â âOrlando, weâre going steady.â âWe are!?â âNoâŚOcean isâyou know what? How about you go home?â Jocks. Are. So. Stupid.
50. âAlright, wellâŚuhâŚIâll call you tonight or something?â âNo, that wonât be necessary, Orlando. UmâŚIâve got to do something tonight.â âOhhhhhâŚso you and Ocean ARE serious, eh? EH?!â *suggestive laugh* âNo! Thatâs notââ âSeeya, Phoebe!â Feebs, get ready for some serious rumors tomorrow. âI hate stupid peopleâŚ.â
51. EwâŚwho are you? âIâm Robinâs friend!â You look oddly happy about that fact.
52. âYouâre really good at playing Mary Mack, Andre.â (his real name is likeâŚAndrejejleejlrjskxk or something, and I canâtâŚI just cant keep typing that out. I dub thee Andre.) âJust something I learned on the playground. No big deal.â *smug* âYouâre so coolâŚâ âWhat?â âUhmâŚI meanâŚI said, I wish we had a poolâŚitâs hot!â Robin, itâs almost winterâŚ
53. âWell, I gotta get going, Robin. It was fun hanging out with you!â âOkay.â âIâll save you a seat on the bus tomorrow.â âO-okay.â âUhâŚRobin?â *snaps out of it* âHuh? What?â âErâŚnothing. Bye!â Iâm feeling disturbed. Letâs cut to a random picture that has no relevance!
54. Alright, back to the story⌠Iris: âRobin, sit in your chair correctly.â Robin: *grumbles* Joe: âSo how was school, girls?â Lyra: âI picked flowers with Ms. Keen!â Iris: âThatâs lovely, Lyra. Oh, Robin? Who was that boy you were with?â Robin: âUmâŚjust some kid who followed me home. These sandwiches are good, by the way!â HmmâŚnervousness and subject changingâŚ.I think Robin likes Andre Pons! (yep. Thatâs his last name.)
55. Takinâ out the trash, takinâ out the trashâŚâŚâŚAT NIGHT. âDo you have nothing else better to do with your free time than to watch old SpongeBob reruns?â No, I donât. But the fact that you knew that was from SpongeBob says something! AHA! âIt says I have kids who watch cartoons nonstop.â Yeah andâohâŚwait a minuteâŚ.I feel schooled. D:
56. âJared! I got a good grade! I got a good grade!â AWWWWWW! Of course you did! Who could give a bad grade to such a cute little kid like yourself!? Iâm going to give you cake and pink things and a fuzzy teddy bear named Mr. Snuggles and then you can get a puppy! âYou said kitten yesterdayâŚâ You can have both! :D (Iâm lying, we might just get the kitten.)
57. Robinâs becoming a teenager⌠Everyone, lock your children and small pets up. Because she will eat them. Then regurgitate their bones and leave it on your doorstep. Phoebe: âEw, JaredâŚthatâs graphic.â EhâŚsorry. I unwillingly say Happy Birthday RobinâŚ.yay.
58. âŚ. âIâm kinda cute, arenât I?â Iâm not allowed to answer that. âBut you call Lyra cute all the time!â Because sheâs a cute childâŚthings change when you become a teen. âSo youâre not going to call Lyra cute when sheâs a teen, then?â Fine! You lookâŚcâcute. There. Now stop being an idiot and go skill or something. âTeeehehe!â Ugh. That laugh. Robin rolled pleasure, just like Phoebe. Makes more sense with Robin, though. She wants to become a celebrity chef. I wouldnât trust her near my food, but whateverâŚ
59. Those are some industrial looking boots⌠âRobin, where did you get that outfit?â âThe mallâŚ?â âWhich store?â âWhy, Daddy? Do you wanna dress like me or something?â âNo. Just making conversation.â *continues to read while humming* Joe, she was being a bratâŚnotâŚ*sigh*âŚhonestly, the parenting skills on that one.
60. âSoâŚwho were you talking to last night on the phone?â *quickly* âOcean. Uh, your move.â âOcean Shahan. You know, he sounds like a decent kid, from what Iâve heard of him.â âYeah, heâsâŚneat.â HahaâŚneat? That has to be code for something, right? Phoebe isnât that nerdyâŚ
61. âJust stay away from those Picture taking booths, and hot tubsâŚand cars at night. And pretty much any double bed, stay away from thatâŚ.â âDaddy, what are you getting atâŚ?â âJUST WAIT, OKAY?!â âUmâŚDadâŚOceanâs a knowledge sim, I believeâŚthatâs the farthest thing from his mind.â âYeah? Well, your motherâs a knowledge sim, and I wouldnât say sheâs not a feistyââ âOkay, Daddy?! Stop. Ocean and I are not serious like that. We havenât even made outââ âAlright! Itâs your moveâŚâ âŚâŚ.Ayydubyakaydubyaayyarrdee
62. (Thatâs Andre all grown upâŚsort of) âRobin, whatâd you invite me over here for?â âI told you, I had something to ask youâŚIâll be right back. You stay here.â âBut why?â âI just have to make sure my little sister gets insideâŚI have to deliver a message, of sorts.â âUhâŚfine?â
63. Why is she sitting on the couchâŚthat looks all suspicious for no reason. âHey, Robin! Are you watching me until Daddy gets home?â âUh, yeah. Hey, listenâŚIâll give you five simoleons if you donât tell Mom or Dad Iâve got a boy over, okay?â âA boyâŚof course not! Thatâs so romantic! Like Romeo and Juliet!â âEh..not exactly.â How dare you make such a cute child do your dirty work! HOW DARE YOU!!
64. âMan, little kids are so easyâŚâ âHaha, in what way?â âWell, Iâm not supposed to have boys over when my parents arenât homeâŚâ âOhâŚinteresting. SoâŚcan I see your room?â RobinâŚpause before you play. Sarah Palinâs daughter taught me that on an MTV PSA commercial. Mhm. She did. :D
65. âOh, and what do you want to see my room for?â âWellâŚI donât knowâŚa little makinâ out, perhapsâŚ?â Robin, abort the mission! I repeat, abort the mission! I donât like the look in his eyes right now! âOh, so you want to make out, huh?â Robin is going to corrupt Lyra. I can tell. Sheâs going to make Lyra bad and then this whole legacy will crumble. Iris is gonna die of a broken heart and Joe will go into aspiration failureâŚI need to sit downâŚoh wait..I am sittingâŚ
66. âI knew you liked meâŚI knew it the first time I talked to you.â âHuh?â âAdmit it. You want to go out with me, donât you?â
67. âGo out with you? Yeah right, Robin. Now come on, and letâs get this make out session over withâŚâ âWaitâŚyou donâtâŚ.?â âRobin, donât make me laughâŚyou didnât seriously think I wanted you?â âSorry, but I did.â Oh, noâŚ.Robin, I told youâŚ.
68. âI seriously thought I could do this for 100 simoleons, butâŚyouâre justâŚ.Iâm sorry, youâre not attractive to me at all! I guess Iâll just have to tell the guys on the soccer team I couldnât do it.â âThey made a bet about whether or notâŚthatâsâHow could you even agree to something like that?!â âBecause I knew it would be easy. I knew you liked me. Easy 100 simoleons right thereâŚbutâŚ.I just canât lead you on. Then people will think weâre dating. Thatâs just too weird. I mean, what about my reputation? Sorry, but 100 simmies is not enough to risk my social life. â RobinâŚplease donât make that face⌠ď
69. âIâll see you at school, Robin.â *walks off* Robin: *mumbling* âYou idiotâŚ.You idiot, stupid jerk. Such anâŚass face!â (I thought Iris told her not to say that. It makes me laugh when she says that.)
70. A few hours later⌠UhâŚRobin? âWhat?â *wince* UmâŚare you okay? âIâm fine. Stop asking me stupid questionsâŚâ WellâŚI just thought that maybe youâd be upsetâ âI SAID IâM FINE!â AlrightâŚ
71. âOh, hey Robin! Howâd your secret date go?â (Lyra, nowâs not the time to be cuteâŚ.) âYou wanna know how my secret date went?â âYeah!â âFine. Iâll tell you. I killed him. With my bare hands. Then I cut up his organs and put them in the spaghetti in the fridge. Does that answer your question, you stupid, optimistic little brat?â âI-IâŚwas justâŚj-justâŚaaasssskkiiiiinnnng!â *starts to cry* Robin, you idiotâŚ
72. When Phoebe got home from work⌠âRobin, why was Lyra in my room, crying?â âBecauseâŚI called her a stupid optimistic little bratâŚâ âWhy do you tease her all the time! Goodness, Robin. It wouldnât kill you to be nice, you know.â âOkay. Hereâs a thought. How about you figure out that some guy that you liked only wanted to make out with you because people were gonna pay him to do it.â ââŚRobin, did that happen with Andre?â
73. âYeah. So what? I donât care.â âRobin, itâs alright to beââ âI said I donât care, Phoebe. Jeeze. You were right, okay? It would have to be an apocalypse for a guy to wanna kiss me.â âRobin, I didnât mean that. I was justââ âTeasing me? You know what? Eff this stupid legacy! If I have to fall in love with some stupid guy, then I donât want the inheritance. Lyra or you can have it. Jared can just put me on the ballot as a joke. Freakinâ hate romance!â âRobinâŚyouâre just mad. Youâre gonna want it when we go to collegeâŚâ Poor RobinâŚwait? Phoebe, youâre talking about the inheritance when you say âitâ, right? Right? Phoebe?!
74. (Saturday morningâŚ) Joe: ââŚ.Doll face...mhmmâŚ.what day is it?â Iris: âItâs SaturdayâŚwe get to sleep inâŚâ âOhâŚ.â âŚâŚâŚâŚâŚ Joe: âWaitâŚWEâRE GOING ON VACATION TODAY!â Iris: âOh myâHOW DID WE FORGET!!?â And how did I not know thatâŚ
77. Lyra: âRobin, how can you not be excited to go to Twikii Island? Phoebe: âBecause sheâs a soulless monster?â Haha! Good one, Feebs! âNo, itâs because itâs super early, and I just know everyoneâs going to be over the top happy there.â Phoebe: âHappiness isnât such a bad thing, Robin. And you never know, you might actually have a good time.â Yeah, if she tortures all the islanders.
78. âAll right, everyone! The shuttle is on itâs way. Make sure you have everything.â Iâve had Bon Voyage for a while now, and I still havenât taken any of my sims on a vacation. Guess it took a legacy to make me want to do that. I didnât even plan to do thisâŚI just started playing and I was likeâŚIâm bored. Letâs go on vacation. Wish I could do that in real life.
79. Lyra: âIâm so excited!!â Robin: *mocking* âOoh, Iâm so excited, la lala!â Phoebe: âStop acting so immature, RobinâŚâ
80. âI really wish Ocean could come...â Hah. Ocean going to the ocean. Thatâs funny. âNot really. Itâs just a bad pun.â Thanks.
81. âDaddy, make sure I get shotgun!â âHoney, Iâm riding shotgunâŚâ âBut Daddy!â âItâs so I can make sure the driver gets us to the airport safely.â Whatever, Joe. You know you just want to ride in the front seat because itâs better.
82. âMomma, wait for me!â âDarling, weâre not leaving you.â âBut my suitcase is too heavy!â âJust take your time, Lyra.â
83. âOomphâŚI canâtâurgâopen it!â Awww! Itâs because sheâs small. Robin: âYouâre doing it wrong! Itâs a sliding door, stupid!â Lyra: âOh! Heehee!â Even her mistakes are cute! :D
84. A few hours later⌠âUgh, itâs so hotâŚâ Why are you wearing a sweater, still? âBecause it was cold on theâshutup, Jared. I donât feel like talking to you.â Yikes.
85. âWelcome to Twikii Island, sir. My name is Neil. How many rooms do you need to book?â âOh just two. One with a double bed, and another with two separate beds. Also, could you add an extra bed to the large suite?â âOf course, sir. And how many nights will you be staying?â âTwo nights.â âVery well. Your rooms should be ready within half an hour.â âThanks!â âAt your service, sir. If you need anything, do not hesitate to call.â
86. âMom, itâs so beautiful here!â âI know, baby. We just figured weâd get away from the Moon Islands for the weekend. You girls have been working so hard at school and skilling.â Translation: Joe and Iris wanted to get away from work and spend the weekend woohooing with each other while the girls had fun at the beach and swimming in the pool. Joe and Iris really donât care how hard the girls work by this point, they just want them to hurry up and go to college. I may or may not have just guessed on whether or not thatâs what Iris meant. Confusing sentence! Wooo!
87. âHey, neighbor! Hang loose!â âHuh?â âItâs the local gesture! Iâve been vacationing here since I was out of college. Just thought Iâd get to know the newbies at the hotel!â âUmâŚokay?â âMy nameâs Goopy!â *gags* âNo no, Kimbrell. Goopy Kimbrell.â Oh. Okay. PhewâŚ.almost threw up all over the keyboard againâŚ
88. âMr. Kimbrell, stop scaring the vacationers.â âIâm just greeting them, Lauren.â Lauren is the maid. I like the French Maid outfits betterâŚ.but thatâs just me. ď
89. âHey, Neil? Smile!â âOh, okay, Miss Russo.â *smiles* âGreat.â âMay I ask why you took my photo?â âEhhâŚYou know. Just in caseâŚâ âErâŚJust in case what, Miss Russo?â *Robin leaves* âMiss Russo?â Neil, itâs perfectly normal to be afraid.
90. âToo hot for you, Joe?â âHehâŚnot hot enoughâŚâ I donât want to know what he means by that. Ever.
91. âYou seem to be very tense in your shoulders, Miss.â âYeah, I donât really have that much time to relax.â âI see that youâre the oldest of your sisters, correct?â âYeah..and Robin is the worst to look after. Sheâs always so stupid when it comes to decision making. Not to mention she has a horrible temper.â âAh. I see. Well, I see to it that this massage completely relaxes you. Just forget all about those troubles of yours, Miss.â I feel like taking a napâŚ.I wish I was getting a massage.
92. âThatâs it everybody! Do the hula!â Lyra took it upon herself to form a mass hula dancing circle. And everybody loved it because sheâs so darn adorable! Old guy: âI havenât gotten to dance like this in ages!â
94. Hula Dancer: âThatâs right girls! Shake what your momma gave you!â Robin: âPhoebe, what is she talking about?â âI dunno, just follow her moves!â Lyra: âShe means your hips! Hula Dancer: âThatâs right, little one! Shake those hips!â
95. âOh wow, this place is so cool!â âWhy yes, sir, it is! Would you like to go on a tour?â âNever mind the tour! Can I take your picture?â âWhat for?â âIâve never seen a hairless gorilla dressed as a tour guide and standing upright for so long! The guys at work arenât going to believe this! And you can talk!â ââŚ.â âSo how about that tour?â *sigh*
96. How was the helicopter ride? âIt was so beautiful! Except for Joe trying to look for more hairless gorillasâŚ*sigh*â Anything else? âAh, yeah! I found a map to some secret hut. Joe said we should take the girls and check it out.â What time is it? ADDDDDDVENTURE TIME!! Mysterious hut, mysterious hut!! Sorry, this is my first time playing Twikii IslandâŚ
97. âWowâŚDaddy, what is this place?â âI donât knowâŚItâs so big andâŚjungle-y.â âYou think somebody lives there?â
99. Iris: âRobin, did you really have to come in your bathing suit? What if the Twikii Islandâs king lives here? Robin: âThen this is a ramshackle palace. Iâm sure some crazy old dude probably just lives hereâŚ.orâŚ.a ghost!â Lyra: âA ghost?â Robin, stop trying to scare Lyra!
100. âDonât worry, Lyra! Iâll battle the ghost! Chaaaarrrggeee!!â Joe and Iris: âROBIN! Get back here!â Robin: âI wanna be an airborne ranger, I wanna lead a life of dangerrrr!â Thatâs from the Breakfast Club.
101. âGaaahhh! Stupid microwave! Casting spells on me! Iâll cast a spell on you, stupid Microwave!â Haha, heâs so withdrawn from society that he believes the microwave casted a spell on him. This, my friends, is the Witch Doctor! Not technically a ghostâŚ
102. âI am sorry, kind visitors! I cannot entertain you when my house is in such a spell! I must retreat. All of theseâŚâappliancesâ have turned on me! I donât believe anyone can help meâŚâ âWell, Mr. Witch Doctorââ âCall me SIR!*â âSirâŚuhâŚIâm pretty good in the mechanical skill. I could fix up your home for you. If youâd like?â ââŚ.A mere mortal, such as yourself! HAH! Donât make me laugh.â *leaves* *Thatâs from Ferris Buellerâs day off :D
103. âWhat did he cut the wire forâŚIâm pretty sure this man caused more damage trying to fix these thingsâŚâ UhâŚwhat is that puddle from? âOh itâs from theâŚumâŚwait, the dishwasher doesnât leak when itâs brokenâŚâ Oh, gross.
104. Lyra, as adorable as you look right now, Iâd stay out of the puddles around here.
105. âStupid mortal man. He thinks he can fix those magical items. Heâs so naĂŻve. Heâs what the villagers call ITAKUMASHI!â (I literally just made that upâŚ)
106. âDo we really have to stay here until Daddy fixes everything?â âYes, Phoebe. Your Dad is doing a good deed for thisâŚinsane man.â âI guessâŚâ
107. âYUUSSSSS!!! I proved my manliness by repairing common household items!â Joe, youâre frightening me. âLyra, go tell the Witch Doctor I succeeded!â
109. âWhat does little girl want?â âMy daddy is finished repairing your house!â *snorts* âNo mortal can repair those things!â âWellâŚI donât know what a mortal isâŚ.but my Daddy fixed everything!â âAll right, little girl. Iâll be there soon. Run along.â
110. âSo you have fixed everything! That is amazing! Surely you are magical!â âNo, Sir. I am a mortal, like you said.â âImpressive.â
111. âI was thinking of using this on the man that sold me these appliances, but I have no use for it nowâŚâ âOh, thanks, Sir. What is it?â âShhh! I cannot tell you! But be careful of it. Make sure it does not get into the wrong hands. For they will have power over anyone! Itâd be very wise of you to never touch it yourself. The temptation to control others is very hard to dismiss when you hold this item.â Alright.
112. So the Russo family left the Mysterious Hut and the Mysterious man. Lyra: âRobin, stop walking so fast! I donât wanna be last!â Robin: âStop being such a brat, Lyra. I was joking about the ghosts.â
113. A few minutes later⌠âMomma, do you think the Witch Doctor will be okay on his own?â âOf course, Sweetie. Heâs gotten by just fine it seems. Your dad helped him out really well.â âI still worry about him. What if he doesnât get enough food?â
114. âI am not sure spaghetti is supposed to taste like a burnt piece of firewoodâŚâ Yeah, heâs getting by just fineâŚ
115. Robin: âSo, Daddy! Can I have that doll he gave you?â âAs if heâd give it to you, RobinâŚDaddyâs most likely going to sell it, right?â Joe: âI might. Or just give it to whoever gets the inheritance.â Robin: âAnd now I suddenly want to win the legacy vote again!â You evil personâŚ
116. (MidnightâŚ) Robin: âFive thousand. Tops.â Lyra: âThatâs a lotâŚâ Phoebe: âShutup, Robin. There are way more stars in the sky than just five thousand.â
117. âPhoebe, do you think aliens are lonely?â âHuh? I donât knowâŚwhy do you ask?â âWellâŚbecause they always want to come to our world. But they canât. So they send their babies here.â âI never thought of it like that.â
118. Robin: âNo, theyâre just trying to take over Simnation.â Phoebe: âI thought that was you.â âHa. Ha.â Lyra: âDo you think they like bubble baths?â Robin: âOf course. Who doesnât?â Phoebe: âTrue.â Based on an actual conversation I had while stargazing. O__o
120. The next day! âSo, Lyra, what do you want to do today?â âI wanna go to the beach!â Yeah, good idea Lyra!
121. âJoe, are you coming with us?â âNo, you and the girls have fun. Iâm just going to catch up on some reading.â Heâs reading a book about a guy who maxed his mechanical skill and his wife constantly complimented him on his manliness. Joeâs a strange guy.
122. âSay cheese, Jared!â Not if I make you say cheese first! And now a vacation montage! Listen to that one Beach Boys song Do it Again if you want! (that was from Happy Feet :D )
129. âNo, but we can be friends!â âUhâŚI guess.â Phoebe doesnât realize the affect she has on teenage boys. And sheâs not a Romance simâŚso itâs pretty amazing how many guys are attracted to her. Itâs also pretty amazing how many I want to beat up because of it. Thatâs the end of the montage, by the way!
130. Time passed and pretty soon it was time to go back to the Moon Islands where winter was slowly rolling in.
131. Robin: âSeeya, Hairless Gorilla man!â Iris: âRobin, heâs not a gorilla!â He looks like one⌠Lyra: âGuys! Wait for me!â
132. âThat was pretty fun, wasnât Robin?â âYeah, sure.â âAdmit it, you had a good time.â âOnly because those fire dancers had smokinâ hot bodies.â
133. âRobin, can you please not do that.â âDonât worry, Mom! Iâm a pro!â Not exactlyâŚ
134. âOWWW!!â âRobin, are you okay?â âYeah, just peachy! Except my buns are on fire!!â Okay. Hereâs some more questioning. Sims know how to stop drop and roll (or in this case, rub their butts against the ground) when they catch fire doing the fire dance. But if they catch fire trying to be fancy with the Baked Alaska or cooking, they just dance around. Does that make sense? NO.
135. Itâs Lyraâs birthday, everyone! Why are you not clapping? START CLAPPING. The most adorable child is growing up! But unfortunately we will have to end right here for this chapterâŚbecause this one is pretty long. I made a choice to either focus on the girls at their teen years towards the end of this chapter, or go on the vacation. I chose the vacation, obviouslyâŚSo the next chapter will be out like a day after this one. That will show how Lyra turned out and everything and the rest of the teen years. Hope this was entertaining to some extent!