This document provides a summary of a Sims legacy story told through photos and captions. It introduces the main characters, Jirachi and her husband Michael, and their five children whose names all start with K: Kif, Kuzco, Kang, Kodos, and the newest baby Kili. The story takes a strange turn when supernatural characters called The Simself, her sister Bethan, and Loki show up claiming to know Jirachi from another world. The document leaves off with many unanswered questions about who these new characters are and what their connection is to the family.

2. HEY! So I’m back, largely thanks to the amazing
Ani Mei. Thank you so much for your support
sweetie.
It took loads of help just to write this- so it’s not
high quality stuff. But it’s DONE. SO LET’S GO.
ALSO: this has been ‘written’ in small chunks over months and months- so bear
that in mind.

3. This picture suggests
meaningful thoughts. But
Jirachi wasn’t thinking
meaningful thoughts. She was
thinking about changing her
brand of fabric softener- her
arms were itching.
Shortly after she had resolved to switch
from Lenore to Ligeia, she felt a hand on
her back.
“I’m impressed,” said a familiar voice
“We’ve lived here for 3 months now and
you haven’t killed these flowers yet.”

4. Straightening up, Jirachi turned to face her husband.
“You could always help you know” she scowled, though her eyes were smiling.
“Oh but you do it so well.” Michael grinned.
“Yeah, yeah. Come on, let’s head inside”
Jirachi loved Michael with all her heart, but had not told him about her old life, or the
legacy. After all, she didn’t understand what had happened- so what use was their in an
attempted explanation?

5. The house had been a gift
from Galinda.
It had taken her barely any
time to get her career beyond
the level it had been beforewell, before.

6. In a way, Galinda had brought Jirachi and Michael together.
When one of her more persistent stalkers had broken into the house,
Michael had been one of the police officers who came to arrest him.

7. Galinda and Farnsworth had hung around to see the wedding. But
after that…

8. …Galinda had set off to join her
fellow stars on the more
glamorous side of Gotham.
“Goodbye darlings.
Make sure you come
and visit me! But call
first… In fact, I’ll just
have someone call you
okay?”

9. “The van to pick up
Mother should arrive
sometime this
afternoon. Ciao
darlings!”
Farnsworth had, as was her way,
grumpily explained that the
reason she froze herself was not
to be kept on call for whenever a
Marmite found themselves in “a
teeny bit of mortal peril”.

10. This little fella is, alas, not a descendent of Batfink the Great- but is a
clone of one of her descendents- possibly one of Boq’s kids.

11. In the style of every legacy ever played, Jirachi was pregnant immediately.

12. ouple is cute.
pregnant woman falls over=
deal.

13. That cup of kitchen utensils appears to be ablaze….
Michael’s first legacy fire.
Awww.
Not that he knows…..

14. BABY TIME! Because this is a legacy and therefore all about sprogs.

15. And it’s a baby boy!
Not that Michael is interested.
He’s been named Kif, in
honour of the character
from the magnificent series,
Futurama.

16. Lieutenant Kif Kroker is the long suffering
assistant to Captain Zapp Brannigan, and
Fourth Lieutenant on the Democratic Order of
Planets (DOOP) starship Nimbus. Zapp thinks
Kif to be his best friend and loyal confidant,
whereas Kif sees Brannigan as an incompetent
jerk.
I love him so much.
He makes his debut in my favourite episode of
Futurama, ‘Love’s Labour’s Lost In Space’.

17. Cat stealing pancakes.
Timeless.

18. Jirachi is also doing rather well in the
Education career and is chasing her
LTW of becoming Education Minister.
However, she’s going to
stop getting those
promotions unless she
does something other
than stargaze.

19. So the thing is… in my
experience…. When one’s
in the baby stage of a
generation…. Bugger all
happens apart from the
births…
So….
BOOM BABY!

20. It’s another boy and he’s been named Kuzco, after
the Disney character from ‘The Emperor’s New
Groove’.
So “Boom Baby!” was actually quite funny… if you… you see?...
Because in the film…he says…nevermind
Kuzco is an arrogant, self obsessed, massively
egotistical, selfish and entirely fabulous Incan
Emperor.
It’s a great film, and always even funnier than I
remember.

21. These shots have no purpose.

22. The Marmite household has gone stargazing crazy.
What could possibly go wrong?

23. Islington eventually
did take up the offer
of ‘popping in
anytime’…
…and arrived in time for Kif’s
birthday.
…he sort of already had one…I’m still getting
back into the photo taking… sorry

24. Kif is quite the cutie.
Awkward.

25. Kif grew into a playful, kind, but shy boy and quickly became interested
in painting.
Libra
6/3/3/5/8

26. Stargazing has consequences kids.
He’d returned from his abduction expecting
Jirachi to be a nerveless wreck, but she had
calmly explained that it was “only an abduction”
and that they “happened all the time”
Kuzco’s first birthday
rolled around soon
enough…

27. Kuzco is also
adorable. He has
more Marmiteesque features than
his brother
Capricorn
10/10/10/10/8
(something is
seriously wrong
there)

28. More cat stealing food
action.
Timeless.

29. BABY TIME!
I feel this picture sums
up legacies in general,
pretty well.

30. And it’s a girl!
Her name is Kang in honour
of both the Simpsons
character and the Marvel
comics villain.
She’s the first baby to get
Michael’s skin but has
delightfully alien eyes.

31. I did warn you that this one
would be a bit all over the
place.
It’s really just a series of
random photos.

32. Galinda dropped in for Kang’s
birthday.
In her swimming costume.
For some reason.
I love Kang.
That is all.
Taurus
10/10/3/10/2

33. Kuzco’s birthday followed shortly
after.
……..
He’s living up to his name. I’ll leave
it at that.

34. I am slightly concerned that Kif may have issues.
This is basically all he does.
Splash and paint.
He doesn’t eat unless I make him do it.
Just splashes and paints.

35. Did I mention that Jirachi
was abducted?
I didn’t?
Well she was.
IT’S A BOY!
And he’s named Kodos after the other alien from The
Simpsons.
Hey, K has been a more difficult letter.

36. Whilst Kif splashes, Kuzco stares.
Like, all the time.

37. And spontaneously calls the
exterminator.
Sometimes I don’t think there
have even been any bugs.

38. Kif grew into a rather gorgeous, romance aspiration teen.
Hang on, I’m 19 now. Does that make fancying him weird? It does doesn’t it?
TELL NO ONE.

39. Kang was treated exactly the same as the other children, even though she would
not be eligible for heirship because she doesn’t have the Marmite bloodline. She’s
by far the most normal child thus far- perhaps for that reason.

40. Totally forgot to mention,
that they adopted a cat- for
breeding purposes. But she
turned out to be an elder cat
and died a couple of days
later anyway.
R.I.P Lily.

41. Cat lament.
Timeless.

42. So Kif is wonderful.
HANG ON!
You’re not an adult until
you’re 21 across the pond
right?
HA HA! I’m in the clear.

43. So these are our alien darlings.
I sort of see them as twins despite Kang being older and them having
no genetic link….
Kodos
Pisces
7/6/9/3/7

44. Kang and Jirachi are very close and both were eagerly anticipating the birth of
K baby 5.

45. “Mummy?”
“Yes sweetheart?”
“You know the baby?”
Jirachi laughed.
“Yes,”
“Will it be my brother even
though he won’t be really?”
Jirachi smiled and took her
hands.
“Listen to me, no matter what
the squiggly bits inside us say, I
am your Mum and you are my
little girl, which means that yes,
the baby will be your brother or
sister.”

46. “Brother.” Kang said again.
“Well we don’t know yet.” Jirachi laughed.
“I do.” she smiled and skipped out of the room, turning
back to say again “brother”.

47. Kuzco’s fabulousness
continued into his teen
years.
His aspiration is fortune.

48. CUTE!

49. Before long, Kif left for university to study art.

50. And he moved into these dorms that I
made, namely Meichenbaum Hall.
Psychology jokes FTW.
As I said, he picked the Art
major. After all, romance
sims only ever end up with
art, english, drama or
philosophy.

51. The change in lifestyle was a bit of a shock…

52. …but he soon felt comfortable
enough to only ever wear his
pyjamas.

53. Returning, in his pyjamas, from a lecture one day, Kif noticed an unusual,
hearse/ghostbuster crossover car parked outside the dorm.
Assuming it belonged to some form of elite raccoon response unit, he put it
out of his mind.

54. However, upon entering…
“WHAT THE-”

55. And then he was on the floor, arms firmly secured behind his back by- well, someone. He
could just about raise his head high enough from the ground to see two sets of legs. One in
the sort of heels that suggested a desire for height but a lack of balance and the other in
thick tights and unnecessarily stompy boots.
“Now what?” said the heels nervously, turning to the boots.
“We’re going to let you up” said the boots “but don’t try anything. Okay, let him go Loki.”
“Are you sure?” said a voice from behind him- a man this time.
The heels figgetted. “Just let him up!... I can’t believe I agreed to this.”

56. “I shall release you,” Kif’s hands were released and he began to straighten up. “… but be
wary of ending up beneath me again.”
“That’s what she said!”
There was silence.
Pulling himself up, he saw heels looking ashamedly away from boots’ stare.
“Sorry,” said heels “I’m more prone to innuendo when I’m nervous.”
Boots sighed. “Time and place, Beth. TIME AND PLACE.”
“Oh yeah because you’re always sooo appropriate-”
“ENOUGH!” Kif yelled.

57. The women stopped.
“Who. The Hell. Are You?” he said,
slowly, angrily.
“Oh!” Boots cried. “I’m sorryhow rude of me. I am The
Simself. That’s my sister
Bethan behind me- The
Sistersimself?… Simsisterself?...
Simselfsister?.... I don’t
know…”

58. “We could always try using my
name.”
“Fine, this is fishface.”
“BETHAN.”
“ENOUGH!” yelled the male voice.
For the first time , Kif turned
around to face the man who had
only moments ago been pinning
him to the ground.
“I am Loki of Jotunheim, husband
of the simself and God of this puny
realm.”
He offered his hand.

59. …and, unfortunately, Kif took
it.
“Foolish mortal!” the strange man
god cackled. “Now take us to your
mother.”

60. At last recovered, Kif straightened up.
“Erm… okay…”
There was an awkward silence, finally broken by Bethan.
“Dude, your wifi SUCKS”

61. “…Kif, slow down. You’re bringing them here? But who are
they?...... Well they must have names….. Pardon?... I can’t hear
you… what are their names?......She said she was the what?... The
Sims-……………… ooooooooh shit.”

62. Meanwhile…
“…Kif, slow down. You’re bringing them here? But who are
they?...... Well they must have names….. Pardon?... I can’t hear
you… what are their names?......She said she was the what?... The
Sims-……………… ooooooooh shit.”

63. Unnecessary but adorable
Kang tantrum.

64. “….. Okay honey, listen… yes I know… we’ll explain everything
when you’re here…. Okay…..bye now- wait! Kif?.... Just in case,
don’t eat anything they give you….. Just trust me… okay, bye.”

65. SOME TIME LATER…
“…so I really don’t know any more
about what happened than you do…
we found you guys as soon as we
could….but this isn’t the Gotham I
used to know.”
“but Galinda and Farnsworth told me
that it was you two who said to drive into
the light instead of away from it” said
Jirachi, confused.
“Well…” said the simself “that was
thanks to my husband- oh, and sorry
about earlier by the way.”

66. (Introductions had been
awkward.
Loki had mistaken Kodos for
a member of army he had
once been allied with, but
with whom he was no longer
on best terms. )
“THE CHITAURI HAVE FOUND
ME!”
“s’up”

67. “Yeah…” continued Bethan with a wave of
her hand. “A random megalomaniac falls
out of the sky screaming that he’s a God
and my sister decides to ask his advice
about the impending end of the world,
then run off into wild white yonder with
him.”
“Hey,” said the simself. “It turned out fine
didn’t it? I mean… broadly speaking”
“So…” Michael spoke for the
first time since they had sat
down. “…just to clarify…. No
wait, I haven’t got any of this.”

68. “Well… “ Jirachi bit her lip.
“Y’know how I insisted on all
the kids having names starting
with K?”
“Yeeesss….”
“And y’know how I don’t have
any family except three
weirdos whose relationship to
me you’re still not sure of?”
“yeah…”
“And you know how….?”
Jirachi continued in this vein
for some time. Her
explanation took even longer.

69. “So that’s roughly
all you need to
know!” smiled the
simself , once Jirachi
had finished,
leaving Michael
stunned and silent.
“Now I know that’s
a lot to take in, so
just sit for a while
and don’t try to
rush your
comprehension of-”

70. “Erm- guys….”

71. Meet the final gen K baby: Kili.
I’m writing this all up many moons after it
happened in game. Since then, the second
Hobbit movie has come out and this sim’s
namesake (Kili the dwarf) had a pretty huge part
in it, certainly in comparison to his role in the
book.
But then he is played by Aiden Turner.

72. I set all the pictures out in
powerpoint when I took
them- and now I can’t
remember the purpose of
these ones.
It’s a farm themed family
restaurant… thing. I don’t
know why these are
relevant…
So picspam!

75. Aaaaand I’ll leave it there because I’d really like to have some
sort of plot before I carry on. xD
I’m not sure who’s still around these days, but if anyone is
reading this then thank you and please please say hi on LJ or
boolprop etc just so I know you’re there!