The document discusses skeuomorphs and metaphors in architecture and databases. It explores how mobile applications can architect for performance when the internet functions like a database. It recommends making applications smarter through profiling, threading, and caching, using networks intelligently through bundling and pipelining requests, and optimizing "databases" through stored procedures, queueing, denormalization, and managing result sets. The document considers whether viewing the internet as a database is a skeuomorph or metaphor, and discusses lessons from the past that can help optimize current mobile and cloud architectures.