1) The author is in police custody after his friend Stonni sexually harassed a female police officer at a nightclub. 2) Stonni has a history of problematic and criminal behavior, including molesting female students and teachers. His actions have previously gotten both him and the author into trouble with the law and suspended from school. 3) The author worries about facing serious legal consequences from the judge depending on the verdict. He regrets his friendship with Stonni, whose actions have repeatedly caused problems for the author.

1. Ruined My Love-life
I am in hell, a place that if I was asked to choose between staying for a day and in
additional my bank account would receive a million dollar or be free and poverty-stricken, I
would choose the latter. It is been 7 hours of cold, hunger and foul smell. I am shivering and
feeling nausea. The awful stink is 100 times more likely to kill the insects than the insecticides.
“Boy you got something for me? aah you can fight me?”. “No bro, don’t be deceived by my baby
face bitch throw some,’’ I told him because I knew I had a backup from my friend Stonni but my
tormenter had no idea whether we were together since no one had interests to initiate a
conversation following that we were both mad at each other from the time we were brought into
this weird place. Damn! Stonni knocked the tormenter down and he yells at him, “You think we
are mama’s boys?” The guy gets up and dusts off but still nose bleeding. “Steve, give me my
dagger I teach some bitches a lesson” The whacked guy yells at one of his friends. “Oh so you
want to stab me because you cannot fist fight me?” Stonni challenged his opponent and again he
gives him an uppercut that threatens to send him on the follow. This is getting serious and I am
half nervous and half composed not to reveal my weakness that will prompt an attack on me by
potential enemies. “Steve I told you to give me the dagger don’t you have ears?” The bully says
as he staggers to gain balance and recover from the uppercut.
“Come here both of you who are fighting” the warden exclaimed. Sir please get me out
of here I am looking forward to sit for an example in a couple of days from now. I beseeched the
warden to grant me freedom but his reply was enough to rend a hopeful person into depression.
“Gentleman, you should be thinking of how you are going to adjust yourself into this kind of
environment because the judge is about to send you into a permanent place far worse than this
for a couple of months or years depending on the judge’s verdict.” You will regret yourselves for

2. sexually harassing a female cop.” I am not the one who spanked her booty” I tried to show my
innocence but all in all the steward could not salvage me from the situation because he had no
capacity whatsoever; only the Judge’s verdict would determine my fate the next days of my life
on the planet earth . Meanwhile, Stonni and the bully, whose name I learned late to be Timmy
were put in separate cells though a stone throw from each other such that they continued
attacking each other this time through verbal abuse. They would insult each other unprintable
names and they swore to extend their beef outside the cell or prison life. They even bragged to
have come from the most notorious and gang related cities. All that time, Stonni and Timmy are
arguing, my head is bombarded with heavy thoughts regarding to the gravity of the allegations
that resulted to our arrest. I am also thinking of the meals, cold and the dangerous inmates that I
will have to confront.
Thoughts of regret of my friendship with Stonni are also consuming my mind. I never
thought that Stonni’s problem would lead me to the point of being jailed. The worst case
scenario I have ever faced because of Stonni’s predicaments is when I was suspended from high
school for a whole month as result of trying to woo a female teacher whom I secretly admired
but was not able to pull myself together like a gentleman and woo the female tutor in
appropriately manner. I remember telling her how sweet I would have felt if I had a one night
stand with her besides telling her words that can only fit in a pornographic context. The
degrading words that I told her were as a result of the previous discussion I had with Stonni and
some other naughty high school students. The debate was about challenging each other on how
well someone mastered the art of enticing girls and I felt like I was the odd one out basing on the
experiences of each student in that dialogue. Each of them admitted to have tried wooing female
teachers and they were never snubbed in fact Stonni bragged to have laid one. He asked me try

3. and if I failed to do so he would regard me as the most coward friend among his many associates.
Therefore, I felt like my ego was threatened and as result, I admitted to have a crush with the
female who resulted to my deferment.
Today I am in police custody because Stonni smacked the behind of a female police
officer who was in plain clothes last night when we decided to go and have some fun in a night
club. Little did I know that the fun that I was seeking would bring me into this quagmire? My
friend Stonni is a type of male friend that has an identity crisis and a personality disorder that
always leads him into trouble ever since I knew him. He had had several suspensions and
expulsions from different schools because of his wanting behavior. If he is not arguing with the
teacher, he is busy molesting his colleagues particularly the female ones. He was once was
caught trying to force sex to a female student when he was in 5th grade. His behavior has cost
me a lot of friendships specifically the female comrades because once people learn that I am
friend to Stonni, they always see me in the same light they see him. What pains me most is not
even being in custody but, the day he resulted to my parting ways with my lover that I loved to
death. His inherent character of sexually harassing females has been a thorn in my flesh.