This document appears to be a program for an event called "BedPost Confessions" which features various performers and includes confessions from audience members read aloud. It provides details on location, date, performers, drink specials, sponsors, and safety information. The bulk of the document consists of anonymized confessions from audience members on various sexual topics.

1. Next Show
May 16
@ the ND

2. Let's get social, baby.
@BedPostConfess
#bedpostconfessions
facebook.com/bedpostconfessions

3. Alice Rabbit photography
alicerabbit.com

4. Thanks to our door
prize sponsor

5. Thanks to our door
prize sponsor
glosgoodies.com

6. Thanks to our door
prize sponsor
qtoysaustin.com

7. Tonight's Program
Julie Gillis
Claire
Intermission
Julie Sunday
Devon Tinknell
MCed by Sadie Smythe
And Always Featuring: Your Confessions

8. Performing tonight:
Julie Gillis
juliegillis.com

9. Performing
tonight:
Devon Tinknell

10. Performing tonight:
Julie Sunday
howtohavesexintexas.com

11. Performing tonight:
Claire

12. Drink Specials
Red or White house-
made Sangria
Bedpost Cosmo: lemon
stoli, triple sec, lime
cranberry

13. BE SAFE
Let our BedPost
Safety Squad walk
you to your car.
James Young, Safety
Squad Organizer

14. Also Coming Up:
Book Release Party
with Rosie Q
7pm, April 24 at
BookWoman

15. Shhh…
You'll need to
be very quiet
to hear our
secrets.
QUIET by **Kel-Z**

16. What's Your Confession?
Write it down and we'll read it on stage

17. BedPost Organizer Spotlight:
Mia Martina

18. BedPost Organizer
Spotlight:
Sadie Smythe
thatswhatsadiesaid.com
Sadie's book is available for purchase

19. BedPost Organizer Spotlight:
Rosie Q
sayprettybird.blogspot.com

20. BedPost Organizer Spotlight:
Julie Gillis
juliegillis.com

21. Thank you to
our amazing
ASL Interpreters

22. BedPost kisses to:
Steve Rogers Photography
Steve-Rogers-Photography.com
SteveRogers1212@yahoo.com

23. Don't make us keep you after class…
Visit the North Door
Lounge (by the
restrooms) if you
want to get loud.

24. "I CONFESS… I think
about sex every day. Like
all the time. Constantly.
Right now…

26. "I Confess...I want to have an
open relationship with my
boyfriend, but I don't know
how to tell him it is because I
want to fuck women. "

27. What's Your Confession?
Write it down and we'll read it on stage

28. I Confess...I squirt.

29. "I Confess... if my
vagina could talk, it
would say, ‘nom,
nom, nom.’ "
“Martha Poon”, by Martin Soan

30. I Confess...I will confess
once the statute of
limitations runs out.

31. I Confess...if I had a
vagina for a day I probably
wouldn't leave my house.

32. I Confess...I still
love fucking my
husband.
Together for 18
years!

33. "I Confess...I have never
fucked a girl in the ass,
even though I have been
asked. I love vagina too
much. "

34. "I CONFESS…
I ran into my dad
at a S&M show."

35. I Confess...I often get off
while stuck in traffic. Even
in the day time by myself.

36. I Confess...recently
the sun came up on
me in bed with two
cocks in my mouth.
Elated!

37. I Confess...when I was
pregnant my husband
used to fuck me hard to
give his boy dimples.

38. "I
CONFESS… I
am yours and
you are mine,
but tonight--
she is ours."
Photo:QuickieNewYork.com

39. I Confess...nothing turns
me on more than hearing
a woman moan in ecstasy
that I give her.

40. "I Confess...I love to have
hot, steamy sex after an
intense workout, and then
got cleaned up and do it
again. "

41. I Confess...my favorite
sexual encounter was
my first threesome.
Being with a woman
and a man at the
same time is incredibly
intense and sexual.

42. I Confess...when I was young
I would masturbate behind
the house and imagine the
neighbors punishing me
severely.

43. I Confess...I run a slut
training school. I am in
charge of recruitment. My
boyfriend is in charge of
retention.

44. I Confess...I wrassled
another girl in grannie
panties today for the
amusement of a guy in UT
orange short shorts.

45. Next Show
May 16
@ the ND

46. Let's get social, baby.
@BedPostConfess
#bedpostconfessions
facebook.com/bedpostconfessions

47. Alice Rabbit photography
alicerabbit.com

48. Thanks to our door
prize sponsor

49. Thanks to our door
prize sponsor
glosgoodies.com

50. Thanks to our door
prize sponsor
qtoysaustin.com

51. Tonight's Program
Julie Gillis
Claire
Intermission
Julie Sunday
Devon Tinknell
MCed by Sadie Smythe
And Always Featuring: Your Confessions

52. Performing tonight:
Julie Gillis
juliegillis.com

53. Performing
tonight:
Devon Tinknell

54. Performing tonight:
Julie Sunday
howtohavesexintexas.com

55. Performing tonight:
Claire

56. Drink Specials
Red or White house-
made Sangria
Bedpost Cosmo: lemon
stoli, triple sec, lime
cranberry

57. BE SAFE
Let our BedPost
Safety Squad walk
you to your car.
James Young, Safety
Squad Organizer

58. Also Coming Up:
Book Release Party
with Rosie Q
7pm, April 24 at
BookWoman

59. Shhh…
You'll need to
be very quiet
to hear our
secrets.
QUIET by **Kel-Z**

60. What's Your Confession?
Write it down and we'll read it on stage

61. BedPost Organizer Spotlight:
Mia Martina

62. BedPost Organizer
Spotlight:
Sadie Smythe
thatswhatsadiesaid.com
Sadie's book is available for purchase

63. BedPost Organizer Spotlight:
Rosie Q
sayprettybird.blogspot.com

64. BedPost Organizer Spotlight:
Julie Gillis
juliegillis.com

65. Thank you to
our amazing
ASL Interpreters

66. BedPost kisses to:
Steve Rogers Photography
Steve-Rogers-Photography.com
SteveRogers1212@yahoo.com

67. I Confess...I've
always wanted to
watch a couple
have sex without
them knowing.
Kelly Reaves

68. "I Confess...I lost my virginity
to a gorgeous girl, and it took
my 5 years to realize that she
was the best I'd ever have. "

69. "I CONFESS…
I’ve been married
for 15 years and
my wife has never
had my cock in her
mouth."

70. I Confess...I've been having
fantasies about fucking my
sister's husband. Except I
don't have a sister and I think
that's really unfair.

71. Wherever you go…
Be safe.

72. "I Confess...I was in bed with a man and I
decided to stand over him and seductively
remove my shirt and do a little striptease. I
got halfway through lifting my blouse over
my head when I took a misstep backwards
and the ceiling fan served me a mighty
thwack on the head. I fell on top of him and
he did the only thing he could do: fetched me
a cold compress. "

73. "I Confess...while having
sex with a girl she said,
‘harder!’ So I went harder.
Then she said, ‘deeper!’
Uh....."

74. I Confess...giving a blow job
to the young guy at work in
the bathroom was more
exciting than the 18 years of
boring sex with my husband.

75. "I Confess...I've been having
fantasies about fucking my
sister's husband. Except I
don't have a sister, and I
think that is really unfair. "

76. I Confess...
I once broke up
with someone in
the middle of
sex.

77. I Confess...I sat on the
outside table in the little
courtyard next to Book
People and had my lover
go down on me under my
long flowing skirt.

78. "I Confess...I am blessed to
have a girlfriend and a
boyfriend, and I am still
always horny. The more I get
the more I want."

79. "I CONFESS…
I didn't know how
much i liked getting
shocked. My sweater
today keeps shocking
my nipples and I like
Photo: Bryan Gosline
it."

80. "I Confess...I lost my vibrator.
I tore the house apart trying
to find it, and told my
roommate it was because I
lost my keys. I was wearing
my keys. "

81. "I
Confess...when I
was kid, I used to
masturbate with
the plastic fruit
from my toy
kitchen. "

82. "I Confess...I left so quickly
after sex last week that the
guy told me the money was
on the dresser. Needless to
say, it sucked! Not returning
his calls..."

83. notalkingplz.tumbler.com

84. I Confess...one of my
favorite masturbation
fantasies is that my
gynecologist is examining
my sexual response. It's
very clinical and... he's not
even attractive.

85. "I CONFESS…
I am 22 and I
just watched
porn for the
first time."

86. "I Confess...the first time I
attained multiple orgasms
was on the living room
floor of a party with a
stranger I met only 30
minutes prior. And believe
me, it wasn't the last time."

87. Mauro Gatti

88. I Confess...I strapped my
new boyfriend before we
started dating against his will
and without permission. I was
spanking him and the next
thing I knew I was coming
while fucking him in the ass.

89. "I Confess...I have become
addicted to squirting.
Unfortunately, my husband
misses out on all the fun. Too
bad he made fun of me last
time I tried something new in
bed. "

90. "I CONFESS...
I wanna fuck
the hottie on
my left."

91. "I Confess...I was randy, hot
and ready, but without the tool
to do the job. I borrowed my
husband's massager. Wow! I
mean wow! And then damn!
Fucking! Ouch! Hot! Damn!
The damn thing bit me. Stole
my sweet, pink skin."

93. "I Confess...I have always been
against marriage, until now. When
my partner and I got together, I
made it clear that I never wanted to
make those permanent vows. I
can't figure out how to tell him I feel
differently now. This love has
changed my mind. "

94. "I Confess...I used a
rubber spatula
handle as a dildo
and washed it, and
then put it back in
the kitchen. Mmmm."

95. I Confess...to sexting.