On active tables with foreign key constraints, high volume in-database inserts to the table may take prohibitively long to complete, even when run in autocommit mode. As a solution, we investigated the relative performance of extracting, then reinserting the data using client-side COPY commands. We compare the performance of table-to-table inserts, inserts into unlogged tables, and our client-side copies. As presented at the 2017 New York 2nd Quadrant Postgres Conference.