2. - What has four legs but cannot walk? A table.
- Why is a math book always sad? Because it is full
of problems.
- What is at the end of everything? G.
- What crawls on four, then walks on two, then on
three? A human being.
3. - What has a neck, but no head? A bottle.
- What needs to be broken in order to be eaten?
An egg.
- What is found over your head but under your hat?
The hair.