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This document contains humorous modernized versions of well-known nursery rhymes that include references to topics like sex, drugs, and violence not present in the original rhymes. Some of the rhymes updated include "Mary Had a Little Lamb", "Jack and Jill", and "Humpty Dumpty".
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