This document contains a collection of puns and joke phrases playing on words. It includes puns about a man who was cut off but was alright, a book about anti-gravity that couldn't be put down, a baseball getting bigger and then hitting the speaker, a man who couldn't juggle from a lack of balls, holding a door open for a clown as a nice jester, sign language being handy, getting over a fear of hurdles, a three-year-old resisting a rest at daycare, needing an ark and knowing a guy named Noah, and being afraid to buy a book on phobias as it may not help.