The document proposes that Postgres acquire an aircraft carrier to host conferences, as other database vendors use boats. An aircraft carrier could house thousands at a conference, capturing 30% of the database market worth $11.5 billion. While new carriers cost billions, used ones can be found for $6 million, allowing Postgres to purchase one and hold a "Postgres Cruise" conference aboard it. The document encourages filling out a survey to help Postgres achieve these goals.