A pampering session at a day centre involved washing a man's detached head in the bath tub and washing his lungs and heart in the washing machine while he remained plugged in. Two women had their backs vacuumed and salad cream rubbed on their faces before their toenails were cut with a bread knife and steak and kidney pies were stuck on their eyes.

1. PAMPER NEWS
One day at Goodnight Day Centre a pampering session took place. The first person
who got sellected chose to have his head taken off so the pamper woman would
give it a bath.
First of all she filled up the bath tub with wash lotion then put the head into
the bath tub.
The head was thoroughly washed then re - attached to its owner's body. The next
job was to take the lungs and heart out of the man's body and put them into the
washing machine. Whilst this was going on the man had to be plugged into the
mains in order to keep him alive otherwise if he died the pamper woman wouldn't
want anything to do with him.
the body organs, hearts and lungs were thoroughly washed, by adding a solution
of tomato sauce and coca cola soap.
After one hour the heart and lungs were put back into the man's body. The woman
even hoovered his chest.
Customer number 2 and 3 were women called Lyn Mouth and Lyn Ton. They were
massaged with a vacuum cleaner all over their backs and salad cream rubbed into
their faces. They then offered to have their toenails cut. This was done with a
bread knife. The next session was to have steak and kidney pies stuck on their
eyes.