The document lists 9 things that annoy the author about other people. It complains about people who point at their wrist asking for the time instead of having their own watch, people too lazy to get up and change the TV channel manually, saying you can't have your cake and eat it too when that's the whole point of cake, saying you found something in the last place you looked when of course you stop looking once you find it, asking if someone saw something in a movie when they're watching the movie, asking a question but not really giving you a choice to answer, when something is described as both new and improved which can't be both, saying life is short when life is the longest thing anyone does, and asking if