Murphys Laws of Locksmithing
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Murphys Laws of Locksmithing
- 2. Whatever the customer has told you to prepare for the service call will be wrong. Murphy’s Laws of Locksmithing 24hourlocksmith-now.com Reprinted with Permission. Thanks to www.locksmithinsanjose.biz
- 3. A broken lock will always work when demonstrated for the locksmith. Murphy’s Laws of Locksmithing 24hourlocksmith-now.com Reprinted with Permission. Thanks to www.locksmithinsanjose.biz
- 4. A dropped part will always roll to the exact geographic center of the largest available object for it to roll under. Murphy’s Laws of Locksmithing 24hourlocksmith-now.com Reprinted with Permission. Thanks to www.locksmithinsanjose.biz
- 5. The probability of the loss or breakage of any part is directly proportional to the difficulty of getting a replacement part. Murphy’s Laws of Locksmithing 24hourlocksmith-now.com Reprinted with Permission. Thanks to www.locksmithinsanjose.biz
- 6. Parts that are difficult to install will freely fall out on their own. Murphy’s Laws of Locksmithing 24hourlocksmith-now.com Reprinted with Permission. Thanks to www.locksmithinsanjose.biz
- 7. Parts that go in easily will be extremely hard to remove, and removal will be necessary to accomplish the needed repair. Murphy’s Laws of Locksmithing 24hourlocksmith-now.com Reprinted with Permission. Thanks to www.locksmithinsanjose.biz
- 8. The number of customers that visit your shop is inversely proportional to the number of employees you have to wait on them. Murphy’s Laws of Locksmithing 24hourlocksmith-now.com Reprinted with Permission. Thanks to www.locksmithinsanjose.biz
- 9. The probability of an auto lockout varies directly with the intensity of the rain. Murphy’s Laws of Locksmithing 24hourlocksmith-now.com Reprinted with Permission. Thanks to www.locksmithinsanjose.biz
- 10. The length of time it takes to open a vehicle or pick a lock varies directly with the number of television and movie characters your customer claims can do it in only a few seconds. Murphy’s Laws of Locksmithing 24hourlocksmith-now.com Reprinted with Permission. Thanks to www.locksmithinsanjose.biz =+
- 11. The number of witnesses available is inversely proportional to the skill you demonstrate. Murphy’s Laws of Locksmithing 24hourlocksmith-now.com Reprinted with Permission. Thanks to www.locksmithinsanjose.biz
- 12. The probability of having someone closing a safe and spinning the dial while you have the back of the lock off will vary directly with the square of the number of people you tell not to touch the safe while you get something out of the truck. Murphy’s Laws of Locksmithing 24hourlocksmith-now.com Reprinted with Permission. Thanks to www.locksmithinsanjose.biz
- 13. The more difficult the customer, the more locksmiths he called. Murphy’s Laws of Locksmithing 24hourlocksmith-now.com Reprinted with Permission. Thanks to www.locksmithinsanjose.biz I want it open fast and cheap. Who wants the gig?
- 14. No matter how low you bid the job there is always some guy out there willing to do it for less. Murphy’s Laws of Locksmithing 24hourlocksmith-now.com Reprinted with Permission. Thanks to www.locksmithinsanjose.biz
- 15. Your best apprentice will quit and open a shop across the street and cut your prices. The one who is un-trainable will stay with you forever. Murphy’s Laws of Locksmithing 24hourlocksmith-now.com Reprinted with Permission. Thanks to www.locksmithinsanjose.biz
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