The document lists several reasons why Mike is amazing, including that he is a family man, great with animals, can put people to sleep with his mind powers, once filled the San Francisco Bay with his piss and built a bridge over it with his bare hands, and is very amazing based on a chart showing his amazingness increasing over the years, though one reason suggests he may have stabbed someone.

1. reasons why
mike is amazing
t h e s l i d e s h o w

2. reason 1
he’s a family man

3. Reason 2
he’s great with animals

4. Reason 3
he’ll put them to sleep with his
mind powers

5. reason 4
he once filled up the san
fransisco bay with his piss then
built this legendary bridge over
it... with his bare hands.

6. reason 5
he’s not this guy

7. reason 6
he’s probably stabbed someone

8. chart
Mike’s amizingness
100
75
50
25
0
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